"Oh, no breakfast for me thanks. I've had my arse at high tide for the past two days and I'm afraid to fart in case I blow out a tsunami!"
by Gruntie Stevie October 25, 2020
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Get the National slap arse day mug.A Narcissist with no arse/ass/buns/buttocks/Derriere ... this condition is normally accompanied by a sister disorder where they dislike Ski holidays, democracy and moving home. Sometimes spotted on Call of Duty: Warzone, when not making themselves the centre of attention at wedding number 12 of the year. Ironically, where their complete lack of arse is laid bare for all to see.
by mystery excelsiorite January 22, 2021
Get the NAE-ARSE-ACIST mug.Someone who's a complete melt and arsehole. These people are fucking stupid cunts that are complete dickheaded bastards to others.
"OI BARRY YA DRIP ARSE CUNT, YA MADE AH RIGHT MUG OF YAHSELF!"
"SHUT UP PHIL YA DOPEY CUNT, I HOPE YA DIE!"
"THATS A BIT FAR INIT...YA A COMPLETE DRIP ARSE AIN'T YA!"
"SHUT UP PHIL YA DOPEY CUNT, I HOPE YA DIE!"
"THATS A BIT FAR INIT...YA A COMPLETE DRIP ARSE AIN'T YA!"
by BigdickLJ February 13, 2021
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