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There’s the Hoe Alyssa
by thatoneidiot2947 September 18, 2019
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Alyssa is a nice girl at first until she backstabs you or bullies you. She never dresses according to the weather and is often twiggy like. She has to have drama because it makes her feel better about her trashy personality and will likely snitch on you even if you call her dumb.
Wow that girl is annoying. What an Alyssa
by SexySquaker February 18, 2019
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A massive bitch that tries to date every guy as if it is a contest,Alyssa's are dumb,short and cringey.Alyssa's are people you hope to not meet and just make your life worse.
Why the fuck does Alyssa cry everytime she begs for something and doesn't get it
by TooSweg August 23, 2018
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Alyssa: a skanky little slut that is crazy funny and amazing usually best friends with Tilly
Alyssa: I love you

Tilly: my parents don't

Alyssa: neither do mine
by Tillyxoxo June 25, 2017
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A classic Bitch who is a lesbian and uses people for friends and when people ask her out she hates them form now on and she will never talk to you unless you have money.
Me: Alyssa is so nice I think I'm gonna ask her to the dance

Alyssa: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA NO I HATE YOU GO DIE IN A HOLE
by JJ_monster November 11, 2018
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Alessandra

Alessandra is a dark beaner who has trouble with life, for only a sixth grader. A lot of boys tend to break her heart but when she gets the chance she twerks it away. Alessandra is a person who has confidence to ask questions for her friends. Alessandra can talk for hours on end about how hard her 2 semesters of physical education was, but she made it through, hopefully can do the same for the other 2 semesters in seventh grade.
Alessandra in a crowd yell "MY "FRIEND" WANTS TO KNOW IF GUYS HAVE DICK HAIRS"
by Sunny cakes June 6, 2019
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Alyssa

Alyssa is the rudest bitch in the world. She really has the worst attitude around and can’t keep her ugly ass feelings to herself. She dated people for the hell of it and is a whore who is just trying to get hoes She’s a ugly rude bitch ass cunt and is a petty ass bitch. She is never a real friend but a fake bitch. Has no friends and all she wants to do is “get swooped” and become high with some damn hoodlums who just want to fuck her nasty ass. If you ever meet and Alyssa run the fuck away because she will steal your shit and become the fakest bitch you know.
Boy 1: You know Alyssa?

Boy 2: Ew that nasty whore sucking dick behind the auditorium last week

Boy 1: Yeah shes a rude bitch
by codmw34 January 2, 2019
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