Alabama Avalanche

The act of cumming in your girlfriends vagina so much that it creates a mountain of jizz.

Hey man me and my girl made an Alabama Avalanche last night.

by Death is fun December 7, 2018

alabama longjohn

while wearing a pair of long johns, pull down the bottoms and tie them off, then liquid shit hot diarrhea and run around your house till their is mud prints everywhere.

my 3 year old sister alabama longjohned all day, i had to mop for 24 hours.

by Alabama long master December 7, 2018

Alabama Kazoo

When you go to blow your uncle and the straw you were chewing enters his urethra.

"Damn Alabama kazoo got me pissin wicker."

by Hamilton Cannon January 8, 2019

Alabama

The state that is starting to make everyone act like a Texan

Hi I’m from Alabama

by Poop fart sniff January 27, 2019

Alabama hot coffee

When you pour coffee down a girls AREA during sex

Last night we were doing some kinky stuff and we did a Alabama hot coffee

by Wheres petscop2? February 8, 2019

Alabama Magic

Incest.

"Boy there's a lot of Alabama Magic going on in your Family."

by AlabamaBoy2 February 20, 2019

Alabama rocketship

When a girl puts a big ol fat dip in and blows you giving you both a nicotine buzz

Out of dip and seen Bonnie’s lip bulging, so I got an Alabama rocketship that gave me a buzz from hell

by Dammitd February 27, 2019