kinky asian sex

Kinky - marked by unconventional sexual practices including fetishism and sadomasochism among others

This is the type of sex you are promised by many or all breeds of the Asian woman. Kinky Asian sex is generally characterized by furry red handcuffs, gags, whips, curling irons, or other sex-related paraphernalia generally unused by the majority of the non-Asian public.

While this "kinky Asian sex" may sound appealing at first, heed this warning: while many breeds of Asian promise this act (most commonly in the back of the car, a public place, or otherwise), they may abandon you. This may leave you in an unpleasant situation, depending on your state of mind. You may be handcuffed and/or gagged in the back of your car or in a public place with no escape aside from the occasional ogling passerby. The Asian may promise you kinky Asian sex, but may instead go to get food or become distracted by a shiny new Hello Kitty or Pokemon product, or an incredibly difficult physics problem that is begging to be solved.

Bottom line: Beware of the enticing kinky Asian sex - it may be fun and different at first, but if said Asian becomes distracted, you may be stranded in an unsavory place.

"Hey, could you come pick me up? This girl promised me kinky Asian sex but I received none and am now stranded. Help me!"

by lala132 August 23, 2011

asian hug

it is a hug between two oriental human beings that show affection by using their limbs as chopsticks

Do you want to asian hug?

by JTPDL December 13, 2010

Raven or Asian

A game played in a moving vehicle in which one recognizes a female with straight long black hair on the sidewalk, traveling in the same direction in which the car is moving. The players of the game (usually the driver and passenger; shotgun) make the call that the subject is either asian or a hot dark black haired caucasian girl (a "Raven").

Holy shit dude, Raven or Asian?" "She has a camera and art folio in hand, so my call is asian." "Fuck you dude, she is wearing Uggs and hoisting a sorority bag, no way she is from the Orient.

by Locosman November 18, 2010

Amazin' Asian Discrimination

When there are lots of white and black representation and no Asian representation, that's amazin' Asian discrimination. What about the part of the population that gets straight As, has slanty eyes, and breakdances? Asians are amazin', and are often discriminated against. That's what we call AMAZIN' ASIAN DISCRIMINATION.

Asian 1:"I didn't get into that modeling agency that I tried out for."

Asian 2:"Why? You did great, you looked amazin', and all the other people were butt-ugly."

Asian 1:*sigh* "I think it was just amazin' Asian discrimination."

by Amazin' Spazzin' Asian January 10, 2010

Asian on the Button

Being very aggressive with no thought to consequences. Named after being "on the button" in poker where you can play almost any cards since you have position, and the high number of Asian card players who seem to play any cards for no good reason.

"That guy dates women like an Asian on the button!"

by DougCo June 11, 2008

Asian Brown Cloud

The violent gastrointestinal aftermath of an asian consuming a harsh spicey meal.

Hassan let out an Asian Brown Cloud so dense and caustic at Ghengis Kahn that the police had to evacuate the entire block, and the restaurant repainted the interior before reopening.

by DonaldHParsons March 2, 2010

asiff

Most handsome guy or boy in the world.Always kind to others,Very friendly to other,Girls easily attract to him like a giant magnet.

Last night we are asiff in the club

by Your Grandddaaaddd December 29, 2017