Wanky arse

A mate who can’t admit a man cum over his pants while asleep

Lenny has a wanky arse after his mate shot his white goo over his pants and he liked it

by Whitelines84 February 25, 2023

Arse-piece

A slightly less offensive variant on "wank-piece", indicative of an individual (usually male) who displays foolish or pompous behaviour, usually in the work place.

Largely used in Glasgow/ West of Scotland, from the 1980s onwards.

"That Arse-piece thinks he owns the place. If only he knew what we all thought of him".

by Elmer Gee February 01, 2023

hypocritical arse

A Person who is being disliked by a group of People.

You are such a hypocritical arse I can´t stand you Kevin.

by Rosywiththehosy March 20, 2018

arse-verse

A spell written on the side of a house to ward off fire. (Dialect. Obsolete.)

Joseph Wright. The English dialect dictionary, London: Henry Frowde (1898-1905), s.v. arse-verse. (archive.org/embed/in.ernet.dli.2015.13022)
Available on-line at eddonline4-proj.uibk.ac.at

by BoarGules July 13, 2024

arse hankey

n.: Toilet paper; Thin wadded plant fibre tissues for wiping oneself after a crap. Scented and balm-coated toilet papers more strongly fit this category than normal, unscented paper.

"We're gonna need more arse hankey; my bum caught a cold."

by His Royal Hairiness January 19, 2014

my arse is trophy

My bottom feels like it’s been used for gratification in a prison competition. I feel like I’ve been gay raped. My arse hurts, but it feels unexpectedly rewarding. Australian slang.

My arse is trophy: I made the Kokoda day one stage-point. My arse feels like trophy (but I did better than that wanker).

by Majomka February 17, 2020

Eat arse

Directed at people who boasted, talked themselves up or talked others up. Patronized people.

Tane is thinks he’s the man he’s always acting like an eat arse.

by Sidney Shaw December 09, 2020