I am pregnate 

The three scariest words know to any normal american teenager. holy shit its scary.

My girl was like "I am pregnate", and i was like "I am going to buy a gun and kill myself"

I am pregnate by montana is gay March 18, 2004

"And so am I"

The art of jacking off into another person's face - only after they proclaim "I'm done".

"I'm done"
"And so am I" *jizz in partner's face*

"And so am I" by Jobee October 17, 2008

i am root 

In computer-speak, root is the base directory (folder) on which a system runs off of. So Win32 (Thats Windows) and Unix (thats Mac), and some Linux, the root is "/". ALL operations on the computer are subject to the root command (command put in with nothing before it but "/")

I.E. the basic ruling principal for a computer. I am root means i am god of this computer system (or just earth)

I owned your network using SSH and sudo commands. I am root.

Can also be used like leet/1337. I.E. i am root haxor (instead of 1337)

i am root by Dean Machikas September 22, 2007

coast to coast am 

a radio program on all am radio stations (except air america radio stations whose audience is smart enough to not listen to that shit) at night. discusses pseudoscience, ghosts, aliens, bigfoot, UFOs, spirits, creationism and other bullshit.

Radio imaging voice: tonight, after rush limbaugh, sean hannity, micheal savage, matt drudge and bill o'reilly. true science discussion with coast to coast am!

coast to coast am by Phil the Pill September 7, 2006

Cymru am Byth 

Literally translates as Long Live Wales in the Welsh language, a language that is of Gaelic origin and is virtually extinct in all but rural areas of Wales. Usually shouted after a victory in the sport of rugby, it is a phrase that shows patriotism and nationalism.

Brian: Hey, Wales won the Rugby!
Huw: I know mate, Cymru am Byth!
Brian: Speak english or nothing at all welshie! Also, you truly are all inbred and have contributed nothing to the world!
Huw: Cymru am Byth mate, Cymru am Byth!

Cymru am Byth by Steve 'Law Man' Jones March 23, 2008

Wingma'am 

The female version of the wing man. A woman will help her fellow friend break the the ice between the friend and the woman and or man of their choice. There aren't many guarantees the friend will get the person of his choosing. The wingma'am will have the same goals as a wingman but will get their in different ways.

Jake: "Hey jenny can you be my wingma'am tonight. John cant come with me tonight."
Jenny: "Sure, why not i'll get the hottest girl for you."
Jake: "Thanks jenny i'll pick you up by 10:30."

Wingma'am should take care of the

Wingma'am by Shankmoney September 8, 2013

Why am I single?

A common exclamation of disappointment one makes when they can't fathom the reason for not having a romantic or sexual partner, often made by someone who's answer is obvious, but refuses to improve themselves.

Me: WHY AM I SINGLE?!?!?!
A smart person: Because you're unlovable
Me: Shut up Susan I have a great personality
A smart person: My name's not Susan

Why am I single? by jsdfhcnsdfhru June 6, 2018