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potato jam

1. When you dance so much and get drunk that when you wake up you look like a dancing potato.
2. Jam made of potatoes
Dude I was so drunk and I kept dancing and I feel like potato jam.
by Potato_Land March 18, 2017
mugGet the potato jammug.

short potato

An adorable short person, who embraces the fact that they are short.
by Cmplictd May 13, 2018
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potato-shop

drawing or 'photoshopping' potatoes into pictures
Usually making your friends look intellectually challenged by holding or staring at the potato
"I just potato-shopped you sucker"
by potatoshop October 20, 2013
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potato graphics

by ᑞᔹᒼᕉᒔᒓᓟᑠ October 30, 2017
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potato daddy

A fat person, who girls (notably loose women) use when they are feeling down about themselves.

The words "potato daddy" are derivative from "couch potato" and a girl having "daddy issues".

Danny is a homebody couch potato who gives Stephanie the security and warmth of a father to Stephanie who has daddy issues and just uses Danny when she didn't bring any one home from the bars that particular night.
After Stephanie goes home alone after a night of drinking, she calls her potato daddy (Danny).
Who is her security booty call, since he will certainly be home alone as he is a couch potato.
by KetchingFire January 14, 2017
mugGet the potato daddymug.

soggy potatoes

An old mans' saggy ballsack after he accidentally pisses on himself, because he has parkinsons disease and cant hold his penis steady.
soggy potatoes are a really good thing to help that old guy with
by gayniggapoop March 12, 2020
mugGet the soggy potatoesmug.

Potato penis

Our new president is acting like a potato penis.
by CrazyGoatLady January 24, 2017
mugGet the Potato penismug.

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