Wizard-Tailing

The magical sex act performed on a man who is in wizard cosplay attire. (Typically a worn-pointy hat and some type of robe). The wizard then tucks his genitalia backwards between his legs so when he bends over, lifting his robes, it resembles a tail. A man or woman would then service the member (typically orally) until completion, at which point the wizard would proclaim his ‘Harry Potter House’ upon ejaculation.

“GRYFINDOR!”

“Dude I went to comic-con last weekend and some chick was wizard-tailing a Dumbledore looking guy in the bathroom.”

by Vanderliz0r December 4, 2025

tail bunker

a secluded place where a man can take his chosen piece of tail to give it a good hammering.

as in "I took her to the tail bunker and bashed her back doors in"

by med73 June 27, 2014

Tinkle Tail

A male genitalia.

Put your tinkle tail in my butterfly! Now Daddy!

by Butterfly pixie April 15, 2010

chucking tail

Slagging out, hoeing, giving it out ,being promiscuous

Your wife’s not a keeper she’s been around the square chucking tail.

by KR4SH August 13, 2021

Fat tailed gerbil

The only other type of gerbil that's kept as domesticated pets. They don't really look like their relatives, they look like lightly colored dwarf hamsters with a slab of hairless flat meat as a tail.

I barely recognized the fat tailed gerbil as a gerbil.

by VioletThePurple February 24, 2023

Dove-tailing

The act of two men smashing their genitals together. Much like two women scissoring.

Tom and Erik enjoy Dove-tailing.

by Codeword505 September 6, 2021

Tail whip

A scooter/BMX trick. You jump and flick the bottom of your scooter or BMX around and land back on it.

Yo I just learned a tail whip!

by Skooterkid November 25, 2020