Luke on my mind

luke•on•my•mind (v): the act of having a certain 6'4" Aussie who thinks he's a penguin on your mind for hours at a time

Friend 1- Hey how are you today?
Friend 2- Not doing too well, i've got a serious case of 'luke on my mind'
Friend 1- Huh?
Friend 2- Luke Hemmings. Yeah he's been on my mind all day and the feels are just wow nope

by ellellek7 September 06, 2014

Luke Nicholl’s Life

Used to describe something that doesn’t actually exist

Dude 1: I wish I was alive when dinosaurs existed
Dude 2: Are you kidding? Dinosaurs don’t even exist, like Luke Nicholl’s Life

by BobTheFrog123 January 03, 2019

Dj Luke Nasty

A rapper who is always talking about how single he is in every song he makes

DJ Luke Nasty: Doing 80 in a 60 fuck a ticket Cause I ain't had that pussy in a minute

by P u r g e August 19, 2020

indie rock luke

A person named luke who is claiming to be indie rock. They usually quit a band when the band tries to go "mainstream" and play shows at skateparks.

man that guy is so indie rock luke, he quit his band because of a show.

by old man m'cree November 09, 2003

dirty luke jones

Act of nutting in your sister called Ella and the next day your friends call you Nutella meaning that you nutted in your sisters hole.

Yo Nutella, how you doing today you dirty dirty Luke jones.

by My.nutted.in.me.help July 14, 2022

Luke Perry Syndrome

When a mid-30s actor or actress portrays a teenage character in high school. Named for that ancient actor portraying Dylan on 90210

I was watching 21 Jump Street and that guy Frederic Forrest played a teenager, but he was balding and had a beer gut. He totally suffers from Luke Perry Syndrome

by GenePoole February 23, 2009

luke warm karl

when someone puts cling wrap around there forehead, someone shits on it, puts another layer of cling wrap to make a turd sandwaitch then piss on there face

party at luke warm karls house

by vdbvfo;vwebvwbvrdbwgbr;rbethne February 12, 2009