Canadian Cold Shoulder

A type of killing as defined by earlier Dutch (militia) settlers in Canada.
"Canadian Cold Shoulder" is when you sever either the right or left subclavian artery with a blade in the shoulder as you walk past the victim. Do to the rapid loss of blood, the body will decrease in temperature especially around the area of the wound. If the victim survives they will most definitely feel ice cold, hence the name "Canadian Cold Shoulder"

Lamens terms: stab victims shoulder while passing by, victim will bleed out & only see your back as you walk away, "Canadian Cold Shoulder"

(theres debate whether or not Dutch settlers used it against the aboriginals or if in fact it was a swift defence mechanism used against the settlers)

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by alwysgldn December 12, 2013

Canadian gift basket

when a man accidentally orgasms in his pants.

Brad gave himself a Canadian gift basket during his lap dance at the strip club.

by Street sweeper April 11, 2015

Canadian slumber party

A Canadian Slumber Party is when there are three or more players from one team in the penalty box at the same time.

Oh man check out that Canadian Slumber Party they have four guys in the box

by Sjcleve January 16, 2016

Canadian Roll Cage

A Vehicle with hockeysticks in it giving the appearance of having a roll cage.

Someone's a hockey player, his car is definitely rocking that canadian roll cage

by Ten-Times-Ten November 9, 2018

Canadian Anger Bang

That one occasion when you take your ex out for dinner and a movie with the sole intention of having angry sweaty

regretful intercourse with them later whilst listening to Canadian Rock Music's greatest export - Nickelback. Then when the song finishes leave without saying goodbye and flicking the bird whilst leaving the front door open

Bloke 1 - "Did you really go and see your ex again last night?"
Bloke 2 - "Yeah, gave her a right good Canadian Anger Bang"
Bloke 1 - *facepalm*

by ghostluchador May 23, 2018

Canadian Spit Roast

When a female is getting Eiffel Towered by two Canadians.

That chick just got turned into a Canadian Spit Roast!

by Nasty Dave May 9, 2019

Canadian snow monkey

A mythical creature found in the Ottawa valley/ Ontario Canada

We heard the cries of a Canadian snow monkey in Nidenes bush while hiking.

by La Roofier February 25, 2019