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crisis christian

A follower of the Christian Faith or a Christian-related faith who only attends church in a time of crisis. This is moderately similar to a Holiday Christian though the attendance of a Holiday Christian is more predictable. Crisis Christians may attend church for consecutive weeks (or even days) in their time of need and not give it a second thought once their prayers have been answered.
Person 1: "My husband lost is job. We went to church every week and prayed for a miracle. Now he has a fantastic job and we don't need to go to church anymore!"
Person 2: Well you're quite the Crisis Christian, aren't you?
by ValleyBreezer January 31, 2017
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christian call

A great friend that's there for you. He makes you laugh at stupid things. You both laugh at stupid things. He's someone you could vent to and he'll help you with your problem. Yet he bullies you but then you also do it back. One of the bestest friends you could ever have. He's a ladies man too (; He's POPULAR even though he doesn't think he is. He's a fantabulous person you could ever meet. :).
Christian Call : I’m not famous:(
Me: you’re famous omfg
by CL54067218873 March 10, 2018
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Conway Christian

This chain of schools is full of the biggest pussies to ever grace the planet. Contrary to belief, Alabama isn't the only place where people fuck their cousins, this school is full of inbred motherfuckers. The staff at this school don't do anything but assign shitty assignments that are so outrageously stupid no one will do them. Their sports teams suck so bad, they haven't won any games since 2009.
Person 1: Did you see the game last night?
Person 2: Yeah, they pulled a Conway Christian.
by thatbitch39 February 8, 2019
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Christian Authorpreneurship

The development of a writing/ publishing business with an inspirational or Christian theme from the ground up — coming up with an idea centered on book writing and/or publishing with an inspirational or Christian theme and turning it into a profitable business.
Determining your ministry and higher purpose is the first step in Christian Authorpreneurship.
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christian karl

The most badass, headass, assman in the world, master slayer of all puss in the land

Huge dick
Yoo have you guys met christian karl, hes awesome
by ArmyStrong75 May 24, 2017
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unchristian christian

Someone who goes to church and calls themselves a Christian, but acts in a completely different way outside of church.
At church, Chad is respectful and caring but at school he's a total faggot.
Yeah, he's an unchristian christian.
by @sexiestquintus May 6, 2018
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fudge christian

A fundamentalist Christian that is secretly gay
DId you see those Fudge Christians at the Trump rally patting each other's asses?
by mackwackery July 17, 2019
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