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Cower Shower

When you are particularly hungover, sick, or depressed, and lay down in the shower with the lights off to aid recovery. When done on a time limit, such as needing to go to work soon, it is known as a Cower Shower Power Hour.
1: Yo last night was crazy. You look rough though. You good?
2: Y'all are lucky I even showed up for my shift.
1: That bad?
2: Took a Cower Shower this morning and it saved my life.
by DasFen September 23, 2023
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self-service golden shower

The act of intentionally urinating on yourself.

Can occur in the shower, while swimming in any occasion.
C - "yo i just pissed in my wetsuit and it came out near the top on my face"

K - "yea... that's a self-service golden shower, cuz even if it's yours at the end someone still peed on your face"
by d0thedew87 February 25, 2009
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Bogan Dry Shower

When a bogan or southern/western Australian uses deodorant or anti-perspirant to remove body odour instead of a shower.
guy: mate, you stink. go take a bogan dry shower, we're late for the kangaroo to the mall

other guy: fuck, really? all right then *sssst*
ok, lets go
by TBmongoose February 14, 2012
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Shit and Shower

When one takes a dump and doesn't bother with TP as they have to shower anyway.
John: hey bro I'm gonna take an Shit and Shower

Sam : Kk don't forget to rinse the shower
by FelonLady September 11, 2013
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Canadian Baby Shower

A tradition in the Great White North where attendees bring large sums of money in which to shower the future parents with.

A celebration for a future child where the future parents are showered with large sums of cold, hard cash.
It's a Canadian Baby Shower, Eh!
by Chuckster7411 December 27, 2014
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Rock Star Shower

A rock star shower is a quick and efficient way to get to sleep quickly and not have a stinky dick.
by HelloHBOT August 13, 2014
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X lax Shower

When a person sprays another with diarrhea.
The girl stopped her abductor with an X lax shower.
by starklawyer January 1, 2020
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