Superdry Wanker

Someone that seems to only wear Superdry clothing.

'That guys dressed all in Superdry!'
'What a Superdry Wanker!'

by Tiktackz December 31, 2011

Walter

A bull terrier who like fire truck and moster truck

Walter: i like fire truck and moster truck
Walter: Walter

by Tobyvenom April 24, 2020

Plank-Wanker

n: A derogatory term used to describe someone who partakes in the noble sport of Extreme Lying Down, but refers to it as Planking.

Person 1: Hey man, you wanna come planking with me?

Person 2: Boy, you are lucky I don't smack you upside the head! You bloody Plank-Wanker!

by Funky W June 9, 2011

Sissy wanker

Person who masturbates because they are depressed.

That faggot is such a sissy wanker, there were more tears than cum.

by Awesome19922 April 20, 2011

Fat Wanker

1. An insult.

2. A description of someone who is both fat *and* and a wanker.

3. A very annoying fat boss.

My boss is a big fat wanker

by Blubber Hater December 1, 2003

Barbra Walters

A nigga's white bitch.

Barbra Walters is a skank.

by wjc May 8, 2008

wanker

Someone that thinks they're 'cool' but in reality is a total knob jockey.
A smug, satisfying real English term to call someone you intensely dislike without resorting to the word "cunt"!

He persisted on calling our game 'soccer' when it's really football. What a wanker.

by Ivy Oh August 7, 2003