by james lefate November 11, 2019

A Steven is an ugly smugly man who has Alopecia areata and no toes. Also known as the Cleft Foot Bandit. More Commonly called "Steven No Toes". You can often find Steven in his dirty bedroom with his little yippy dog that likes to smell his butt when hes had to much to drink. Steven is known to be lazy. Takes advantage of anyone who tries to help them. Steven is manipulative and abusive towards women and children. Stevens are just hurt people who like to hurt people. Steven is also another word for Bitch Ass MuthafuckAh. Can you blame them? They have no hair, no toes, no real reason to live. Steven should go home and live with his mommy.
As the kids walked through their field trip at the Mutter Museum, they came across a Steven and ran scared for their lives because the sight the weird looking human with no hair or toes was cringy.
by Humpty Dumpty Potato Head December 7, 2023

by oliverstevensgirlfriend March 16, 2024

friends : hey guys have you seen steven
allanah : ohh my god he is so fine i want him so much
steven : im giga chad not a simp
allanah : ohh my god he is so fine i want him so much
steven : im giga chad not a simp
by dinglenut232225242 January 5, 2023

Highly Attractive and Sexually Intriguing Individual. An "Ultimate Sex Goddess". Also has good taste in music and a wonderful sense of humour. A Sarai Stevens is always right in an argument and is very compatible with others as long as they are red headed.
by banana head12345 December 3, 2013

This is a kid who has no life and hides from a fight a fat overweight kid who has no intention of being something in life
by THE DEVIL EGGED NIGGGA April 22, 2018

A man who knows what he wants. What he wants is a pile of steamy hot cum from 8 different guys to slide down his throat and fill his trucker belly. He likes to get ass blasted while on the road from lot lizards as well.
by ...damn... August 8, 2022
