Who's more autistic - r/wsb for yolo calls, or the stevens over at r/investing who still advise letting their 401k ride out a volatile 15% drop because it's better to leave your money in the market rather than time it, and after all it'll surely recover to break even in 4 years or so.
by LiliWhite March 9, 2020
Get the stevens mug.In the lore of Valley Highschool, Richard Stevens, commonly referred to as Stevens, is the god of the raisins. When he consumes raisins, he grows all powerful and can rip a child apart atom by atom with nothing but a blink of an eye. He attempts to hide his power as the raisin god by pretending to hate raisins because even the thought of raisins makes him aggressively cum everywhere, destroying everything his cum touches due to its high radioactivity.
Did you know that the Chernobyl disaster was caused by Stevens cumming after eating 2.5 million pounds of raisins in half a second? It only took him 3% of his power, as anything over 10% of his power would devastate Earth into a powerful nuclear holocaost and perminantly irradiate Earth ending all life in it and if he uses anything over 15% of his power it will rip apart the universe atom by atom.
Oh, Jeremy, did you hear about Stevens the raisin god destroying a village filled with children to tear them apart to help him overcome his massive amount of energy he gained from eating two raisins? It made him use .2 percent of his power.
Oh, Jeremy, did you hear about Stevens the raisin god destroying a village filled with children to tear them apart to help him overcome his massive amount of energy he gained from eating two raisins? It made him use .2 percent of his power.
by big_dicked_boiiii February 9, 2019
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Get the Steven mug.The male version of a Karen, not to be confused with a Steve. Steves are nicer guys who don't call themselves by their full name, where Stevens are mean and annoying enough to call themselves by their full name.
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Get the Steven mug.by pseudonym983759 October 14, 2011
Get the steven bilski mug.Steven is a skinny white kid who walks on his tippy toes and likes the black fat girl on GTA 5 in the purple shirt and beats his shrimp to her. Steven is someone who is as coordinated as a monkey high on crack.
by Steven's Toes September 22, 2019
Get the Steven mug.Steven is full of charisma but that's because he doesn't have enough empathy to be weighed down. He steals a lot, trashes people's stuff, eats their food and expects worship. Steven never gets enough attention even if he's on a stage. He's always talking, being loud and gossiping. Very nosey. Stephen likes to keep tabs on his exes. Instead of riding bikes for mental health causes, everyone wants Steven to receive mental health. Most of what he does is to look a certain way to his friends. The real Steve assaults his wife. She doesn't date anyone or go out without him finding out. He never let's his exes go. Steve is creeper and has to live in places where people don't know him or he has to lie a lot.
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