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Non-man penis haver

This is a male old enough to qualify as a man,but is not dignified enough to behave as such. He is also not digified or classy enough to be deemed a fuck boy and is a complete loser by all senses of the word. Not only does he not have a position in life to hold adults relationships, though he cannot remain single due to instability to provide for himself financially, he will perpetually pursue romantic relationships to evade accountability for his own failure and will continuously bring every individual he engages in romantic relationships with. This male is a hurricane force toxic destruction in human form. He is a non-man penis haver.
He used me for years blaming depression for not being able to secure a steady job or paycheck ruining my credit and rental credit history and eventually left me for first chick he met on social media. Some could consider him a fuck boy, but I consider him to be even less. He has a penis, but he's not a man by definition. He is a non-man penis haver.
by LacyBitch April 17, 2018
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1 man 1 bag

is another disgusting video and it has to do with videos like 2g1c 1g1p
etc. He's a guy who takes shit out of a toilet with a glove, then removes some semen from his ass hole and then proceeds to mix it up.
he puts it in a bag and puts it on his head spraying everything and at the end he enters a bathtub of water with shit and sinks and that would be the video
Charlietrollx64:a friend told me too see a video called 1 man 1 bag
Many minutes later
Charlietrollx64:*fucking coprophilic videos*
by anonymous March 11, 2018
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One man popsicle stand

The deed of one dude freezing his dick and having a huge orgy with 5 or more different girls. All five girls at the same time suck thy bros dick to get it defrosted. Once that is completed the dude then closes up shop by giving all girls a special creamy facial. His dick will be so out of commission that he has to wait until next summer to open shop back up.
Guy1 -Yo Johnny guess what I just had?

Guy2- What?

Guy1- You know Latasha, BritAny, Latoya, Lafonda, and Lakisha, and Corney?

Guy2- Ya

Guy1- One man popsicle stand all I gotta say

Guy 2- oooooo best mayne deeds
by rowdy cowboy6912 January 2, 2011
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small man, big ego

A person (gender doesn't matter) who constantly acts like they own the entire country and that they're famous/beloved by all, when in truth they're morons/assholes that nobody likes.
I hear you're new to the neighborhood. First of all, please ignore Joe. He's one of those "small man, big ego" types who thinks he owns the street. I should know, I'm his landlord.
by Intelligence001 May 14, 2020
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super man dat hoe

Basically, it means keep your girl, or a girl in check.
dude, i saw her with steven, you best super man dat hoe.
by Charllie C August 2, 2007
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mexican mariachi man whore

used to describe a complete asshole of the male gender.
"wow, you're a mexican mariachi man whore"
by Hannah June 27, 2004
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Bulgarian V Man

Fingering a Girl in the ass using your thumb
I gave jess a bulgarian V Man yesterday!
by Jonah234 November 3, 2007
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