Windows me

ME is a virus. When you install ME, it will show a program called Blue screen of death every two minutes. Windows ME is doing this because it constantly wants to die. To put the poor thing out of its misery, simply upgrade to windows 2000 or higher or format your hard disk. You could also just throw your pc out the window.

"I would like to confess some crimes sir"
"mm-hm"
"Murder"
"Fine of 50 dollars"
"Stealing"
"Fine of 51 dollars"
"Installing windows ME on my friend's computer"
"Fine of- Wait what!"
*He pulls out a gun and shoots the demon. *

by Aora_Studios May 7, 2020

Group-me Turrets

Group-me Tourette (too-RET) syndrome is a disorder that involves posting repetitive words & gifs , or phases uncontrollably. For instance, you might repeatedly say Bo, state your on way to work or blurt out unusual sounds or phases in hopes of likes.

I think all my co-workers have group-me turrets

by Anonymous 202192 September 27, 2020

Chokle me Elmo

Someone with a choking fetish; one who is into Erotic asphyxiation.

Have you been on Tinder? It’s full of these Chokle me Elmo broads.

by Dah-di-oh October 21, 2022

THATS NOT ME

tuffest song ever yeah. made by dose yns skepta and JME yeah.

NAH THATS NOT ME ACT LIKE A WASTEMAN THATS NOT ME SEX ANY GIRL NAH THATS NOT ME LIPS ANY GIRL NAH THATS NOT ME YEAH I USED TO WEAR GUCCI PUT IT ALL IN THE BIN COS THATS NOT ME TRUE I USED TO LOOK LIKE YOU BUT DRESSING LIKE A MESS NAH THATS NOT ME

by funnydoodle1 July 25, 2025

bro think he me

someone who thinks hes me

dude did you see what kevin did, he trying to be like you
lmaoooo bro think he me

by basedpeso September 27, 2023

National Show me your boobs day

Show me your boobs day is on April 29th

Go up to a girl and tell em its national show me your boobs day!

"Hey ally show me your boobs baby it's national show me your boobs day ;)"

by Kid King Kobra April 29, 2022

dew me

The act of dewing someone, giving them a Mountain Dew.

Bro 1:" Hey bro, dew me"
Bro 2:"igu bro"

by LORD HB July 10, 2023