Punch your wife in the face hot

Phrase used to describe a woman that is so hot, you want to go home and punch your wife in the face, because she's not.

"Damn, that girl is punch your wife in the face hot!"

by Eastern Shore Walrusss May 19, 2008

i'm befuddled by your wiffling scrot

befuddle=confused, etc.
wiffle=vagine
scrot=scrotum(ballsack)

I'm befuddled by your wiffling scrot=I'm confused by your vaginal ballsack

There is none, really:p

by Josh January 22, 2005

"Funk out with your junk out"

equivalent of "rock out with your cock out" and "jam out with your clam out"...party hard

"Funk out with your junk out"
At IU, the AMAC got liquored and funked out with his junk out. He's a ginger-kid, so his junk scared all the females, but he was so drunk, he didn't care.

by The A 2 the MAC August 5, 2008

stick that in your pie crust and bake it

Shut your pie hole -- your argument is mute!

Also used as: put that in your pie crust and bake it; put it in your pie crust and bake it; stick it in your pie crust and bake it.

Quincy: Did you know that the bell pepper you're chowin' down on, like a bloody HOG, is one of the highest pesticide vegetables on the planet?

Javier: Oh really? Well, I purchased this one at Fred Friggin' Meyer, and every one knows that Freds purchases fruits and veggies with low levels of pesticides -- so stick that in your pie crust and bake it!

by Verle "The Dean" Merring March 10, 2009

National finger your girl day

January 11th is national finger your girl day no matter how much she wants it or dosent you have to finger the box off her

Did you know today is national finger your girl day he replied yes I made my girl cum so much

by Your nans a toaster January 8, 2020

butter your own damn biscuits

When your significant other asks you to put butter on their toast or biscuits and you refuse.

Wife - "Honey, I'm to fat to reach the knife drawer. Can you spread butter on my toast?."

Husband - "Butter your own damn biscuits. You fat whore!"

by crowbert October 21, 2009

get your lunch money taken

Another of way of saying "get owned". You can use this phrase when someone gets embarrassed or "owned" either physically or in conversation.

Graham: "what up playa"
Damian: "not much man, just got knocked down by some freshman"
Graham: "hahahah get your lunch money taken kid"
Damian: :( :( :(

by watupplaya September 10, 2010