Me

A dumb person who is really hot

Friend 1:”who is that on the poster?” friend 2:”yeah who is that?” You:”oh I think it’s me”

by Hi_ it’s_me May 14, 2022

Tickle me Elmo

The act of tickling a chick's asshole while going down on her.

"Wellsy tickled my Elmo so hard last night."

"He gave you the tickle me Elmo?"

"Two knuckles deep!"

by Chard351 April 18, 2023

woah was me...

wow; really?; thought i knew it all

*you are talking to a guy that you have "history" with (a good friend), you think you know him completely...*

when you look at his phone, you see that he has a sex positions app. SURPRISE.

girl- "woah was me..."
guy- "what"
girl- "really...a sex positions app???

by yep, it came as a surprise November 29, 2011

Me Mow

As I watch myself slowly drift away from eating pastrami I wonder how dogs eat rain. Me Mow. Me Mow is a very special word to me. It makes me feel like buzz. I hope one day I can eat rocks and smell ikea furniture outside hammer. Eek i feel like pool water oozes from the air. If I run faster than a car does that mean im loved. I miss the touch of a mother bird slowly flying in the direction of the bermuda triangle and i hope clocks dont turn against us. eloping in marriage is a government scam, thats why I eat scrap metal. I hope me mow gets added to the dictionary. Me mow me mow me mow

"Hey where is mom?" answer "Me Mow"

by memowlover October 4, 2022

Fire me some fist

To ask for a fist bump (In a cool manner) ((Usually used between friends or close colleagues))

Parker: Yo Caelan fire me some fist
Caelan: *Gives Parker a sick fist bump*

by avidsmutenjoyer September 5, 2023

poop on me

pooping on someone 💩

"poop on me, please!"

by kelsey bumling January 17, 2022

Me

A lazy pile of shit tbh.

“Me and Greg did nothing.”

by Sushi Cat June 2, 2018