Batman (me at 4 am)

While everybody else sleeps peacefully at 4 am, i am out saving the city. Have you ever wondered why Gotham has so little crime? Well it is because i am saving the city (it needs me). Most of you think that Gotham contains only white people, that is because i scout the streets of the city and wipe it clean from every little røver out there. Every single one is deported back to my basement where i take care of them (if you know what i mean)
Thank me later, i am Batman.

Guy1: Why do i never see any black hungarian røvers out there?

Guy2: Batman (me at 4 am)

by Requis Tyrone Jamal the third May 9, 2023

Me

A failure

I'm a meem.

What? Did you really expect an actual example?

by Xx_FazeNagatoPain_no_u_urmomga June 28, 2018

paint me a Birmingham

When a woman cheats on her man and she reconciles by ejaculates on her back.

Maggie cheated on Garry and to reconcile he says he can paint me a Birmingham.

by Fezaroni October 3, 2022

Me

Just me

Me is good

by Hello🤫🤫 November 23, 2021

Tongue punch me in between my eyes

It means lick my unibrow

Hey babe ,can you we do something different tonight
Yea sure what do you have in mind
Could u maybe tongue punch me in between my eyes
Oh your kinky kinky ,ok let's do jt

by Shartonmydickdaddy November 3, 2020

Forget-me thot

A hoe you fuck then never call them

all these hoes forget-me thots. return to fuckin sender

by MCbossboy21 January 11, 2024

Leader in me

The Leader in Me program, developed by Franklin Covey, is aimed at K-12 education and focuses on nurturing student leadership, fostering a culture of trust, and boosting academic success. It operates on the belief that every student has the potential to lead and succeed, manly by using "The 7 Habits" which are Be Proactive, Begin With the End in Mind, Put First Things First, Think Win-Win, Seek First to Understand, Then to Be Understood, Synergize, Sharpen the Saw

Are you going to Leader in me today to learn the 7 habits.

by fiorefox0218 September 9, 2025