shit weasel

that stuff you plunge out of your bathtub when it gets clogged with hair

Gotta plunge the tub shit weasel is clogging the pipe.

by fangsneed June 22, 2012

horse shit for breakfast

hypotheically supposed to be shit on a hot plate, encrusted deep in the ovens abyss, then thrown in the microwave for a minute or so- little bit of ranch dressing on the side. "eat that for breakfast you dirty little cock sucking whore, you are no body."

the ultimate insult

"Hey Todd, eat horse shit for breakfast you dick lick."

by sexXxXxxxxxxxXXX December 17, 2008

Mobile Shit Splasher

When a girl who is on her period and refuses to where a tampon or change her underwear. After a day of bleeding, you take the blood soaked panties and and wrap them around a raw porkchop laced with laxative. You then chain the porkchop to a dildo which you stick in the girl's ass. After insertion of the dildo, you throw the panty wrapped porkchop to a dog in the next room. The dogs proceeds to eat the porkchop, thus tugging the chain, increasing sexual pleasure. 30 minutes into sex, crawl to the next room maintaining insertion. You then grab a handful of the dog's diarrhettic feces and splash it in the woman's face, while holding her nose shut, making her inhale the shit.

Joe gave his wife a Mobile Shit Splasher for their golden anniversary.

by Chunkpolickin January 28, 2008

Pussy Shit Bitch

When a person is, or acts like, a pussy while being a bitch by thinking up of shitty excuses for things.

"Oh my god, I can't believe Tom is being such a pussy shit bitch!"

by I'M A MONKEY October 9, 2008

Shoot the Shit

Shoot The Shit means to consume spirits, such as whiskey/vodka etc. with another person.

Rob and I went to shoot the shit with some guy at the bar.

by Rob the magical mushroom. July 15, 2004

The fuck my shit at?

Expression of rage at the delayed or halted arrival of something you want.

The 'shit' can be replaced with other words to fit the situation.

*obligatory "The fuck my shit at? moment*

Marina: *checks mail* I ordered that shirt 3 weeks ago. They told me it would be here in 5 days.

Marina then filed a complaint. She didn't bother to fill out the form; instead, she wrote "THE FUCK MY SHIRT AT" in big letters on the entire thing.

Her shirt arrived the next day.

by the hell is this shit October 31, 2012

on some freak shit

When one of your boys is trippin or bein random

My boy tony is on some freak shit hahah

by anna doneandgun October 18, 2013