A high-abatement individual who maximises utility with no regard for traditional social norms or the expectations of others, embodying a unique blend of enigmatic confidence and self-reliant independence. These specific breeds are known to consume copious amounts of long blacks and almond gold. The leader of this developed breed is known as Robert Stakelberg who was last seen with a cigar and whiskey in hand leaving the economics faculty. These high abatement males are often mistaken for the Rizz King who some say have never been seen in the same room together. Skilled in Macroeconomics, Microeconomics and Policy analysis whilst specialising in the art of big chillin.
by High Abatement God September 14, 2023
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Julie regretted using her hard-earned money to sign up her daughter for the Live Oak Jr High Colorguard, where greedy, overweight coaches with hooked noses took a massive chunk of her cash so her daughter could swing flags around for just five minutes per game, only to then demand more of Julie's money for winter guard, turning her daughter into free child labor at fundraisers, all while the coaches indulged in food and whiskey.
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The only good thing about the school is the entertainment value from the fights.
The only good thing about the school is the entertainment value from the fights.
Someone: Where'd you go to school?
You: Choctaw High School.
Someone: Ah, shit, the Stairwell school.
You: Fuck you.
You: Choctaw High School.
Someone: Ah, shit, the Stairwell school.
You: Fuck you.
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Person 1 "Dude, you're high-ity af. You've been near the weed smokers haven't you?"
Person 2 "Yea man but I didn't smoke it... I'm just high-ity"
Person 2 "Yea man but I didn't smoke it... I'm just high-ity"
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