The head of FEMA from 2003-2005, including during Hurricane Katrina. Blamed by George W. Bush, and America for the entire FEMA Failure.
Also gave $30 Million to Miami after Hurricane Francis, even though Francis never hit Miami.
Before being appointed FEMA director... Brown was the Judges and Stewards Commissioner for the International Arabian Horse Association, (IAHA), from 1989-2001, which George W. Bush (of course) thought qualified him to be the FEMA director.
Also gave $30 Million to Miami after Hurricane Francis, even though Francis never hit Miami.
Before being appointed FEMA director... Brown was the Judges and Stewards Commissioner for the International Arabian Horse Association, (IAHA), from 1989-2001, which George W. Bush (of course) thought qualified him to be the FEMA director.
by ChaseS08 April 14, 2006
Get the Michael Brownmug. Brown Dogger
A scruffy looking person sitting on a blanket outside a store begging for small change, accompanied as often as not, by a brown dog on the end of a piece of string.
A scruffy looking person sitting on a blanket outside a store begging for small change, accompanied as often as not, by a brown dog on the end of a piece of string.
by Doghouse Riley February 5, 2008
Get the brown doggermug. Someone who has deficated in their pants due to a large consuption of alcohol (primarily vodka).
Someone who is extremely frugal and throws temper tantrums often over little things.
Someone who is extremely frugal and throws temper tantrums often over little things.
The Brown Baron stuck again and shit his pants!
Man, Brown Baron is such a cheapskate, he wouldn't even let me look at his food while he ate it!
Brown Baron threw a chair through his window when he found out someone drank his soda.
Man, Brown Baron is such a cheapskate, he wouldn't even let me look at his food while he ate it!
Brown Baron threw a chair through his window when he found out someone drank his soda.
by Jason Kelleher October 4, 2006
Get the brown baronmug. A corrupt institution that is dishonest, like it's students whom have fake friendships, take drugs, pills, weed, and drink alcohol. They need good grades, and kiss their parents asses to get out on the weekends. Most attendees are narcissistic and feel much more entitled than they are. Still, with all these problems, on the surface, we, and our lives, are all one word: perfect.
Moses Brown hosts students like this: a bitchy insecure teenage girl who walks around like she owns all of her one-hundred classmates. She talks shit like its her job, and is fake friends to everyone, but is too ignorant to even get how clueless, bitchy and negative she truly is. She lives in her own "reality"...and after highschool, she'll amount to nothing.
by princetongirl99 April 7, 2009
Get the Moses Brownmug. Taking a shit in your companions nostril then blowing as hard as you can into the other nostril until the shit leave out of her mouth
by Useless Giant March 12, 2019
Get the Brown canalmug. by p_lo September 16, 2006
Get the horse is brownmug. The Brown Beacon is when your bowels have begun a pre-launch sequence and you have only a few minutes to get to a toilet before you shit your pants.
I was in the store picking up a 24 pack of The Beast and suddenly I felt the Brown Beacon. As luck would have it, once I found the shabby bathroom the toilet looked like someone had sharted on it and the stall door wouldn't lock and I had to out-wait a Stall Stalker.
by khaytsus September 29, 2011
Get the brown beaconmug.