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Wet Stacey

When somebody uses the bathroom and shakes your hand afterward....while THEIR hand is still wet....
“Bob came out of the bathroom and shook my hand....it was wet.”

“Damn, bro! I didn’t know Bob was into that Wet Stacey shit!!!”
by The Scar Crow October 22, 2018
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Wet Hawk

For context:
Fire truck = huge black dude
Dump truck=small Asian chick
Flatbed truck = your Mom

"Wet Hawk" (noun):

A meticulously coordinated and unconventional waste disposal maneuver involving one fire truck, two dumpster trucks, and a flatbed truck. The Wet Hawk is a spectacle that takes place when the fire truck engages in a peculiar waste redistribution process. It begins by unloading a significant load of refuse into the first dumpster truck. Curiously, the fire truck proceeds to deposit a second load of trash into the very same dumpster truck. At this point, the plot thickens as the dumpster truck takes charge, expertly transferring both loads of waste and trash onto a waiting third flatbed truck.

The climax of the Wet Hawk is reached when the third flatbed truck, acting as the grand orchestrator, reverses the process, returning the combined loads back onto the fire truck. This strange and intricate dance of waste management leaves bystanders bewildered and questioning the purpose and efficiency of such a convoluted operation.
Person 1: "Dude, did you see that crazy waste disposal process yesterday?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it was like a Wet Hawk or something. The fire truck dumped everything into the dumpster truck, then they shuffled it onto the flatbed truck, only to put it back on the fire truck again. Bizarre!"
by Take_your_Doxy July 18, 2023
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wet taggle

The act of licking your hand and wiping it down someone's face, usually accompanied by the drawn out word, "TAGGLE."
"I cannot believe you just wet taggled me, you b*tch. That's disgusting."
by SwedishB January 3, 2008
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Wet Wallace

Baby I can't wait to give you a Wet Wallace when we get home.
by DumbDildo473 December 26, 2016
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seggs wet

you said the seggs wet
by sonic the frog October 16, 2021
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Wet ramandi

Kind of a wet Willy but not really....
A wet Ramandi (Rah-mon-di) is the act of putting your finger in your mouth. And discreetly inserting the wet finger into an unsuspecting anus.
Hey is Claire coming over later?
Yea I'm gonna give her a wet Ramandi
by DaddiesMeatRod August 1, 2018
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wet copperhead

When you are making out with a girl and you wet your finger then swipe your finger through the Crack of her as
Billy: dude I gave Anna a wet copperhead last night while we were making out and she went crazy and started sucking me for 30 minutes.
John: damn bro I need to give Beth a wet copperhead my duck has been dry for 3 weeks.
by the copperhead guru March 6, 2016
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