Twitter

it's like SMS in the 90s but now everyone gets to read them

a) man i don't want to read that twitter
b) can't talk right now just send me a twitter later
c) this twitter sucks donkey

by duffysnackboat August 6, 2022

Twitter Twain

Noun. Any barely literate athlete or entertainer who tweets some garbled nonsense and acts like it’s a contribution to American literature.

Jets running-back quoting Shakespeare and going full Twitter Twain while calling out his haters and the media.

by Teflon Johnny September 23, 2019

Twitter

Pure shit in a garbage can lit on fire by piss from a guy who drank gasoline

''bro have you heard of twitter''
''yeah its alright but its kinda like Pure shit in a garbage can lit on fire by piss from a guy who drank gasoline''
''U right''

by KindaIssac.Jpg November 22, 2020

Twitter diving

The act of following an account on twitter then going to the first recommended follow after that and carrying on until you find something disturbing or you get bored

Person 1 "I went twitter diving yesterday and saw some fucked up shit"
Person 2 "such as"
Person 1 "you don't even wanna know"

by Idekidc May 19, 2021

Twittered

The act of imploding a perfectly functional and working solution from the inside with the power of sheer, f*cking hubris.

The largest, most expensive SpaceX rocket just blew up; it Twittered itself.

by FLY1NGSQU1RR3L April 20, 2023

bitches on stan twitter

They’re problematic hoes that don’t have any sleep routines

“you don’t wanna turn into bitches on stan twitter, they crazy yeeesh”

by satansbible May 10, 2020

twitter auntie

crazy bitch who follows a person's pregnancy through social media and feels an attachment when the baby is born

tara: omg look he growin up so fast!!
eric: whose baby is that?
tara: this girl i follow on twitter
eric: omg bitch you're a twitter auntie

by lowkeylonely March 3, 2016