pineapple jack o lantern

a jack o lantern, but pineapple. why?

"did you see jake? that madman has a pineapple jack o lantern instead of a pumpkin, what a Weirdo" he says knowing full well he has a watermelon jack o lantern.

by VoidPineapple August 17, 2021

pineappleing

To do interesting things with Taiwanese pineapples. It became a craze when China banned all pineapples from Taiwan. People in the country bought up the stock for the entire year in response.

Brent Christensen (US ambassador to Taiwan )tweeting: "Have you pineappled today?"

Rest of the world in a confused matter: "What does pineappleing mean?"

by LessDestiny March 18, 2021

rotating pineapple

1. Abuseive language aimed at dickheads or
2. To get screwed over (often by your boss)

Up ya dinky with a Rotating Pineapple!

by Da Kriss August 24, 2017

Pineapple Cream

When a gay dude starts putting stuff up his butt then when they pull the stuff out it’s got shit all over the items.

Ew, all the stuff he has is pineapple creamed.

by Pineapple Cream October 15, 2018

Pineapple sex

When a man carves a hole in a pineapple and proceeds to fuck the pineapple.

"I feel like having pineapple sex right now.

by Chair made of potatoes November 29, 2020

Skin pineapple

Where you take pineapple candy and wrap it around a dick then give head till the person cums and eat off the candy and lick the dick till it’s not sticky.

“Yo I met this girl at a bar and she gave a skin pineapple and a bomb rush blumpkin”
“Ew man that’s gross”

by Forbe July 12, 2024

salt the pineapple

A euphemism for sex, stemming from a B-52s song referring to a female's genitalia as a pineapple, and the saltiness of ejaculate.

Tonight I'm going to salt the pineapple.

by Heavy Hammer December 08, 2015