peter bumper

The homosexual sex act of bumping penises together
Just found out. My friend Bryan is a peter bumper. Oh Shit
by Ball satchel April 20, 2018
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Peter Cottontail

When you stick your partner’s loofah in your butt crack, thus creating the illusion of Beatrice Potter’s beloved rabbit.
My cousin did a Peter Cottontail on my loofah, and now I can’t use it. How could this happen
by BMScircus October 23, 2019
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The Peter Luger

While having sex with a vegetarian with the (presumably) male carnivore on top, slapping her across the face with a raw 18oz+ porterhouse.
"I converted that vegetarian to a carnivore after I gave her the Peter Luger."
by steak@wharton April 20, 2009
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sam peters

probably the gayest person you will ever meet.
oh that kid sam peters yeah he’s really gay.
by loldbejasbbd June 08, 2020
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Peter points

A term used to describe the most obnoxious annoying crude sexual harassing anal aggravating ear bleeding cock blocking self obsessed drug addicted ass-wiping douche-bagging weirdo.

Often directed at someone with the previous listed characteristics.
"What the hell, you just cock blocked me"
"so?"
"You just got like 10 Peter Points"
"Aw Shucks"
by Juanita Incaterina Jones December 20, 2009
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Peter Swissturkey

A person who is a complete and utter jerk, likes to sit on small munchkins and eats babies with his silverware covered in cat and dog fur.
He wears glasses so he'll be cool, and he is chubby because he eats more than peter griffin, homer simpson and about 56% of all america combined.

Also he hates america and likes communism.
Gobble Gobble is Peter Swissturkey's nick name cuz he's an insolent prick with the gobblegobbleness with the pickles and sweet sauce all over his body.
by Peter Swissturkey May 28, 2011
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Peter Griffin

When your in the stall of a public restroom and somebody sits in the stall next to you and starts farting.
"So I was just sitting there on the can, when this guy goes in the stall next to me and starts doing a Peter Griffin."
by Dank Memester March 06, 2019
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