Paper mâché (a bitch)

The act of ejaculating on tissue paper, toilet paper, napkin, or any absorbent, thin cloth and proceeding to wrap around or stick to a partners

head.

I'm about to paper mâché (a bitch)

by kristy rowbothem June 17, 2014

Rough Paper Route

Someone who hasn't aged well.

"They're only in their mid 20s, but had a rough paper route."

by Jarmaug July 14, 2022

shit paper shield

noun. barrier a person, usually suffering from some level of OCD, erects between their bare ass before being seated to drop the kids off at the pool (take a shit). usually construced with toilet paper unless the seat wrappers are provided.

Carl: I got to go drop a deuce!

Heather: don't forget to build your shit paper shield OCD boy.

by DaStalka June 3, 2010

Paper bag titties

Tits of a below average size. When view from side they resemble a flat paper bag.

Wow... His wife is pretty hot to bad she has paper bag titties.

by scott322 November 22, 2013

Scissor, Paper, Scomo.

Like a game of scissor, paper, rock but with a new hand gesture of Scomo comes to play. The Scomo just grabs the other players hand and tries to shake it without the other players consent, when the other player voices an opinion the person that plays the Scomo just walks away.

Named after Scott Morrison the Australian prime minister who during the bushfire crisis in Australia was forcefully shaking hands with upset bushfire victims without their consent for media purposes.

What's Morrison up to on the Tv? Looks like he’s playing Scissor, Paper, Scomo. again.

by Bushcomberbrown January 31, 2020

tough paper route

when life doesn’t go according to plan ; a tough go at it ;lacking happiness

Other forms:
1) Wildly in love with soulmate so much that they are willing to give space in order for happy ending

2) wishing that they had a time machine

3) doesn’t like vegetables

Man ,that kid had a tough paper route .

by Kenn_Verdé March 21, 2019

pencil-to-paper

A shortened form of "pencil to paper", meaning taking an HB pencil and solving mathematics on a regular sheet of lined paper.

Joseph, can we get some pencil-to-paper going please?

by Kevin February 15, 2004