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Gorilla two step

When you're chafing so bad you have to walk with legs spread apart so your thighs dont rub . Much like a gorilla stands . Also happens when you shit your pants and dont want to squeeze your ass cheeks in more shit .
"Look at that guy ! He either shit his pants or is chafing hard af ,look at him do the gorilla two step ! "
by chitownbeaner November 12, 2019
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Gorilla tag

Friend 1:Oh have you seen the gorilla tag update
Friend 2: Kys
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100 men vs 1 gorilla

A: hey who would win 100 men vs 1 gorilla

B: I don’t give a shit, how the fuck did you get in my house?
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The Silver-Back Gorilla

When two sexual partners engage in doggy style in a walk in freezer. When the man is about to ejaculate he pulls out and discharges over the female's back and rubs it in. This will cause the woman to exclaim 'ooo, ooo' like a gorilla due to the extreme sudden heating of the woman's back during said ejaculation. For added realism the man may beat his chest at the point of orgasm,remove pubic hairs and sprinkle on semen or make an African American individual the sexual partner.
Hey babe, wanna have the sexy time?

Only if we do The Silver-Back Gorilla.
by SEXYTIM June 2, 2016
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gorilla booster

Someone that licks (steals) from stores, but what sets them apart from normal boosters is that gorilla boosters don't care who sees them or if they trigger any alarms on the way out. Their only goal is to lick the item and leave.
fence: bro i just licked 100 bucks worth of food

gorilla booster: shi bruh thats nothin, i walked out with 5 bags, 2 shovels, and a santa from cvs, the alarms rang and the manager chased me out!

fence: damn bruh u a gorilla booster FR
by Bnklau February 27, 2024
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independent woman gorilla monster

a being (usually a female human, but can be substituted for a male human or other creature for extra irony) who depends on nobody but themselves. They are capable of countless heroic duties and are the main character of their own girl power movie. Typically, they will go to lengths to avoid accepting help, even when most efficient. Their intent on being an independent being with the strength of a gorilla to face hardship and fierceness of a monster is their defining characteristic
by Bufanaqueshria August 19, 2024
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Vanilla gorilla

Part time drummer with the band beuller and full time pimp of Eymet
Look at the vanilla gorilla bang those drums
by Si Mc April 11, 2022
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