Cross Eyed High

When you're so high off dat dank, you can't keep you shit together, much less your fucking eyes.

"Yo bro, Tommy just hit dat dab so hard, i think he got cross eyed high like a mofo"

by Brithefriguy November 23, 2018

cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.

That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.

by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016

Cross-trade

The business of thieving, or anything else illegal or shady in nature. A "cross-trading scum" is a thief who's got on the wrong side of the court system.

"That blood is a cross-trader, he sells stolen goods online and invests the money in shady real-estate deals."

by Zed Numar July 26, 2021

The cross-eyed mule kick

When a woman is doing a hand-stand while both kicking him in the eyes and giving him a blowjob until completion

“I have black eyes because my girlfriend gave me a cross-eyed mule kick!” - the cross-eyed mule kick

by BBC401 July 3, 2021

Cross Hammered

A person who is high and drunk at the same time.

"Dude go home you are totally cross hammered"

by CobaltSSturbo October 28, 2013

Inshallah and Cross

Trent's signature move whenever he faces an ounce of pressure on the wing.

"INSHALLAH AND CROSS"

"TRENT DONT"

by drier than the atacama June 5, 2024

chocolate hot cross bun

When semen covers fecal matter post defexation post anal coitus.

She told me she had to shit during climax. So I said "just shit" resulting in a chocolate hot cross bun.

by Rabbit hunter February 1, 2018