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Sticky Out Bone Syndrome (SOBS)

Oh yeah, no, this is totally a thing... basically when you’re very slight and dainty, pretty and elegant, sometimes your bones just protrude a bit too much, resulting in several complications:

1. Awkward knee clashing sleeping disorder: when you sleep on your side but your knees don’t fit together comfortably due to the protruding bones.

2. Rolling Hip Disorder: prevents balance during key yoga and Pilates positions.

3. Elbow Intrusion: the unpopular ability to really hurt people with your elbows.
“Have you see that girl, she’s got such bad Sticky Out Bone Syndrome (SOBS) she must cut her mattress.”

I can’t sleep, my SOBS is keeping me up.”

“Ouch, you and your SOBSing elbows!”
by Nototerror June 17, 2020
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Sticky hearing aid

A sex act where the male ejaculates in to his partners ear with such vehemence the spooge cleans the ear canal thus improving hearing.
“The wife was complaining her ears were playing up after our flight so I sorted her reet out with a sticky hearing aid
by The Grotbag June 19, 2025
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Sticky and Wet

When one makes demise upset, they will be getting the sticky and wet.
by SirPrizeNut October 1, 2020
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poopy sticky

When my poopy is sticky and sticks like slime.
Me-POOPY STICKY
Person-OH NO HIS POOPY STICKY
by JetstreamSamantha December 5, 2022
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sticky pokey

a tool used to pack a cone or clear a bowl of the great mary jane
“hey wanna pack a cone?”
“yeah, hand me a sticky pokey”

“wheres the sticky pokey i need to clear the bowl piece”
by genibobeni March 17, 2021
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sticky rhino

When your ejaculation game is weak. The juice runs down the pipe mimicking a volcano.

Ex. Alyson-"Jevin was soo good last night. Except every time he orgasmed he gave himself a sticky rhino."
Alyson-"Jevin was soo good last night. Except every time he orgasmed he gave himself a sticky rhino.
by jevinsbusbuddyonbus9 March 31, 2015
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Sticky Gooch

When your semen comes out and just dribbles down you dick to your gooch, and dries. Thus becoming sticky.
I watched porn last night and went to sleep with a sticky gooch.
by scabbylips December 15, 2015
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