by Mr. Glock August 20, 2024

moon gooning is a native american ritual that is performed under the moonlight and is usually performed in a group that involves blowing the head off a buffalo, skinning a elk whilst harvesting it's organs as you throw the guts in a tree while taking peyote and gooning (witch means ejaculating) in the elk's entrails . If done properly, you will ascend to the spirit realm and can resurrect the Phoenix, but if not done properly it has a chance of summoning the Eight-legged Chinese Man. Keep in mind that moon gooning is a illegal practice if you don't have a license.
by ProfessionalMoon-Gooner January 13, 2024

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by FemboyPraiser August 2, 2025

(unisex) The act of edging (getting yourself to the "edge" of orgasming but stopping right before and repeating) or being edged so hard that you enter a trance-like state, elated and giddy.
"when my bf came over the other day, he edged me so hard, like i was straight gooning to the point where i was slurring my speech. we got so carried away with the goon sesh i woke up with a uti the next morning."
by benadryljams February 10, 2024

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by DictionaryDude432 September 3, 2025

A term referred to as your cock. Typically men goon to porn with their goon stick getting all sticky and wicked. Gooners love to wack it.
by goonerstick December 14, 2023
