change of jockey

When an Irish woman kicks her man out of the house and changes the locks.

"Fiona, did someone get a hold of your keys?"
"No, just a change of jockey"

by IreCan March 12, 2021

timate change

time change as a result of non-human processes

We might have caused global warming, but timate change is what we bring onto ourselves.

by Doos Jarus March 15, 2021

meat change

meat change was a revolutionized way for the meat packing industry to profit while keeping products at low prices for customers the idea was introduced in 2021 by Seema and Ryan wanting some meat to eat but it was too expensive so they went to the internet to lobby and now we need your help to bring meat change near you.

Did you hear about meat change it’s so cool we got some cheap ass fire jerky thanks to meat change.

by Rbylat01 March 28, 2021

Instigator of change

Someone who gains from something like a court case at an oppurtune time, and it's also a way to silence or dispose of enemies.

The police weren't really protecting anybody but her, the wealthy instigator of change.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021

Changing of the Guard

n. Royal ceremony in which an aging monarch’s incontinence panties are replaced.

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Care to watch the Changing of the Guard on the telly?

No. You really have to see it live to sense the majesty of the event.

by gnostic3 August 6, 2022

Shift Change

A term used mostly in law enforcement and in some Movies like Training Day when all officers, meter maids, and government assassins etc. Get together for their daily cum chugging championship at the police station. They always say "HELL YE$" there nothing as exciting and fullfilling other than a HOT load from my fellow sperm guzzling brothers.Forcefully blasted deep down my throat after a long day of being a homo, morbidly obese,and killing baby kittens, but mostly just sleeping and eating. The manditory stalking of innocent citizens is exhausting and they like to boast and show them rowdy high schoolers just how a psychotic, and bad ass mutherfucker can suck a man's penis.

Jay the redneck, Man is it time for lunch , those cock suckers are shooting in the air and driving 100mph torward the station..
Harrased yeetnigga. Shift Change Bitch!

by Sgt badmuthfer June 16, 2022

National makeout in a changing room or mall day

ON JUNE 29th u and ur partner will makeout in a mall or changing room in a store or a mall

Riley-Hey it’s June 29th National makeout in a changing room or mall day let’s go to the changing rooms

Eliana-Alr let’s go then

by Idkimcrazylol June 25, 2022