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Brown Dogger
A scruffy looking person sitting on a blanket outside a store begging for small change, accompanied as often as not, by a brown dog on the end of a piece of string.
by Doghouse Riley February 5, 2008
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Michael Brown

The head of FEMA from 2003-2005, including during Hurricane Katrina. Blamed by George W. Bush, and America for the entire FEMA Failure.

Also gave $30 Million to Miami after Hurricane Francis, even though Francis never hit Miami.

Before being appointed FEMA director... Brown was the Judges and Stewards Commissioner for the International Arabian Horse Association, (IAHA), from 1989-2001, which George W. Bush (of course) thought qualified him to be the FEMA director.
"Brownie you're doin' a heck of a job"-George W. Bush
"Michael Brown sucks at managing FEMA"
by ChaseS08 April 14, 2006
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brown baron

Someone who has deficated in their pants due to a large consuption of alcohol (primarily vodka).

Someone who is extremely frugal and throws temper tantrums often over little things.
The Brown Baron stuck again and shit his pants!

Man, Brown Baron is such a cheapskate, he wouldn't even let me look at his food while he ate it!

Brown Baron threw a chair through his window when he found out someone drank his soda.
by Jason Kelleher October 4, 2006
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Moses Brown

A corrupt institution that is dishonest, like it's students whom have fake friendships, take drugs, pills, weed, and drink alcohol. They need good grades, and kiss their parents asses to get out on the weekends. Most attendees are narcissistic and feel much more entitled than they are. Still, with all these problems, on the surface, we, and our lives, are all one word: perfect.
Moses Brown hosts students like this: a bitchy insecure teenage girl who walks around like she owns all of her one-hundred classmates. She talks shit like its her job, and is fake friends to everyone, but is too ignorant to even get how clueless, bitchy and negative she truly is. She lives in her own "reality"...and after highschool, she'll amount to nothing.
by princetongirl99 April 7, 2009
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brown touch

AKA "poop touch"

A condition similar to the fabled King Midas touch, in that everything you touch turns to something. In this case, that something happens to be shit.
Ex. "I just got fired today, and on the way home, my car broke down."

"Man you've got the brown touch."
by nelly83 October 24, 2014
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Brown bishop

To shake someone's hand after you've had your finger poke through toilet paper. Not usually done for real, just spoken to disgust your victim.
Dude, smell your hand. I just gave you a brown bishop.
by kintatama2 November 7, 2007
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Madison brown

madison brown is your friendly xavier university bitch
by maxmcedi January 1, 2022
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