Bear AIDS

If you are infected with bear AIDS, from any commonplace bear, you will in fact turn into a Werebear, and your facial hair will grow extremely fast, once a month your will turn into a bear; when there is no moon, and you will have the opportunity to ravage the townsfolk with your furry muzzle.

Tom: "Wow, what did Ross do with that grizzly last night?"
DAVE: "I dunno, but I think he got bear AIDS"
Tom: "That's cool i guess."
DAVE: "No dude once a month he becomes temperamental and goes to town and kills folks."
Tom: "Oh well F*** that Sh!T!!!!

by r0ss1234 January 30, 2012

bear house

The fan club of Smokey Bear's Secret Clubhouse

bear house is where good music is at

by The manager 382 February 3, 2014

Cummy Bear

Someone who can’t suck dick well but will swallow.

Dave: Samantha isn’t good at bjs but she’s a damn good cummy bear!

by Ghostkid May 22, 2018

Sloth Bear

A sloth bear is a sloth-like bear which lives in southeast Asia. Slow moving and always pondering the secrets of the universe, sloth bear is often considered the greatest mind in the animal kingdom.

David and his friends were baked at a bonfire, when sloth bear appeared and explained to them everything they wanted to know.

by TheSlothBear May 26, 2013

Glizzy Bear

A big boralic black bear that takes fat glizzy rips

Yo watch out for the glizzy bear he’s on the prowl tonight

by BigOlFluppers69 August 19, 2020

trumpy-bear

a handsome amazing bear. has a ass-kicking smile, and doesn't put up with bull-shit

karen: saves a chiled before it falls off a cliff. you: wow, she is a total trumpy- bear

oscar: destroys a whole army of evil farts! kiera: i love that trumpy-bear man!!

by vitoman123 November 24, 2020

Rizzly bear

A man with mega rizz

Person one:"did you see that?"
Person two:"yeah, she totally fell for you."
Person one:"what can I say? I'm a rizzly bear"

by Rizz master December 10, 2022