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An extremely large penis. A dick that when fully erect can exceed the length of 9 inches and up. The length is not the only impressive feature, but these large penises also have a significant girth that can weigh up to 3/4 pounds when at full blood capacity. Men who are blessed with such a large cock oftentimes are unaware of their impressive appendage and are sometimes surprised to learn that many women are often afraid of its size in their young adulthood because of massive size that can cause insecurity during sexual encounters due to their inability to handle such a gigantic pecker. This special men later find that only a special woman with the right skills of handling an incredible dick without crying about the pain of intercourse or provoking an unattractive gag reflex during fellatio. Women all over the world who are lucky enough to get a special man to be their husbands all understand why their huge dicks are often described as; “like a baby’s arm holding an apple”
“Gurl…. You wouldn’t believe me if I told you how huge Mr. W’s dick is….let’s just say that it’s like a baby’s arm holding an apple”
by milfndenver July 8, 2024
mugGet the Baby’s arm holding an applemug.
Imagine dislocating your pinky trying to get a rebound
That dude is so tough even tho he has a dislocated pinky on your right arm
by anonymous November 10, 2021
mugGet the dislocated pinky on your right armmug.

armed robbery

Da act of "stealing" a person out of da "administering da lovies" clasp of someone else so dat you yourself can hug said embraced person instead.
If you either (1) wait till da "current" hugger has finished embracing your "target" individual, or (2) politely/humbly ask da snuggling couple if you may "have a turn" wif da desired-by-you person, then it's not really "armed robbery", since both members of da couple are voluntarily allowing you "clasping 'n' caressing" privileges. Extra points if you (1) offer to engage in a group-hug wif both of them instead of just giving one of them a "separate" hug, so dat neither person even has to actually let go of da other after all, or (2) be sure to give da OTHER member of da couple a hug, too (maybe even before you embrace your "target" person, so dat said other person knows right off dat he is gonna "get some lovin'" from you, also, and thus he will not hafta worry dat he's gonna feel left out), showing him dat you value his feelings, too, and are grateful to him for letting you have your desired snuggle-wuggle wif his romantic companion.
by QuacksO June 20, 2023
mugGet the armed robberymug.

scottish arm bar

An embarrassing and mythological maneuver one claims to had performed during and altercation in which he/she/questioning had unquestionably lost but cannot accept the loss and thus claims to had performed on the true victor in a pathetic display of denial .
"Remember that time I put buddy guy friend there in thee ole Scottish Arm Bar?"
by FinestScotchman June 17, 2017
mugGet the scottish arm barmug.

senior arm

When one arm out of two is proportionately muscular to other.
Figuratively, addressed to the freaks at work performing futile functions such as carrying orders to inferiors; shredding paper, drawing salaries et cetera.
Rafa's senior arm rams a punch on a backhand shot.
by Bunjy jumpers May 3, 2018
mugGet the senior armmug.

arm kale

The opposite of arm candy; an unattractive date who's ultimately good for you.
"Did you see Tasha's arm kale? He's a CPA who's not addicted to cocaine. I'm happy for her."
by Reallygigi August 18, 2015
mugGet the arm kalemug.

Pull my arm

Sarcastic phrase said when one is told to do something they want to do.
Fine, pull my arm - I’ll take a vacation.”
by 123HPA April 3, 2021
mugGet the Pull my armmug.

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