When you drop a fat load and are blessed with not having to wipe your ass, as your shit miraculously left no trace on your anus.
"Nothing like a Miracle Shit when you're low on toilet paper."
"I wiped and there was nothing! Talk about a Miracle Shit!"
"I wiped and there was nothing! Talk about a Miracle Shit!"
by BanterBean April 18, 2017
by zacherzach November 06, 2016
At the end of a really long shit log, slap the ass cheeks together to form a hood on your shit cobra. It's now a shitting cobra
by Tubbers2121 January 05, 2010
i just ordered some papa johns, this pizza is good as shit.
can you play dark souls 2? im good as shit at that game.
can you play dark souls 2? im good as shit at that game.
by stivodivo March 06, 2019
An incredibly volatile shit, leaving you chafed and burning.
Usually soft in consistency and sticks to your asshole, no matter how much you wipe, there’s ALWAYS residue; causing a burning sensation similar to that of napalm right in your bootycheeks.
Usually soft in consistency and sticks to your asshole, no matter how much you wipe, there’s ALWAYS residue; causing a burning sensation similar to that of napalm right in your bootycheeks.
by TransFerret January 19, 2019
Anytime someone makes a jackass of themselves (by saying or doing something really stupid) and is caught red-handed and told off by either friends or coworkers = "kicked in the shit".
Person 1 = "i want to fuck a fat bitch tonight"
Person 2 = "why don't you fuck your sister, or ain't she fat enough?"
Person 3 to Person 1 = "oh snap, you just got kicked in the shit"
Person 2 = "why don't you fuck your sister, or ain't she fat enough?"
Person 3 to Person 1 = "oh snap, you just got kicked in the shit"
by Prometheeus October 06, 2006
by starbursty January 16, 2016