Status-ticks

The Status-ticks in the wild search for days for just the write appetizing human being to bite the dead skin of. Not every day ordinary joe blows will do - only the cream of the crop attract the attention of status-ticks!

by Jeremy Janson November 3, 2010

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dae 1 status

1. yo very first love! dat one special boi dats always gone be in yo heart and dat one dude dat u always gone choose over any otha nigga! Oh and he always gone be yo man no matta who he go wit or who u go wit.

2. tha dude dat took yo virginity

I dnt care if u go wit him cuz he dae 1 status and always gone be! Get it rite you sideline ass hoe!

by Mz Dunn December 9, 2006

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Breco Status

adj.

1. when a nigga caked up with his bitch
2. when you actin like a sucka for love

him: im bout to just roll with yall niggas,

his chick: i thought you was gon stay here with me..

him: i mean.. i just hit yall up later..

-- that nigga "breco status" lmaooooo

by Unknown2012-22 February 20, 2009

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<.7.9.7.6.>Why The Fuck Are All Of You Always In My Asshol, I Am Not GIving YOu ANy COnfidence In Any Status<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 4, 2025

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Stationary Status

When a person displays their status on Facebook, yet no one comments or likes it. Hence, "stationary".

Derek: "What's Fred up to?"
Mike: "Not much since he's got a stationary status."

by petepete518 August 6, 2011

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a-train status

when you run REALLY fast and somehow run into someone's gf and destroy their relationship. (metaphorically)

a-train: "I can't stop.. I can't stop.. I CAN'T STOP!"
some random guy idk: "robin? ro-robin? ROOOOBIIINNNN!"

"man that guy was on a-train status dude"
"yeah dude he was going ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM"

by jojofan21949 November 20, 2022

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