smiling christopher

a bald round headed lesbian looking guy who listens to blackpink and think bts and stray kids are dating. He makes cardboard blackpink members and he jerks off on it. He makes dirty fan art about lesbian blackpink and jerks off to it. he also takes alabama jokes seriously and acts on it

hes from ohio

i just saw a smiling christopher walk out of a sex shop with micro condoms.

by meaty360 October 23, 2022

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smile juice

What they be drinking in the Baltimore backrooms.

Smile juice transcends all of the flavors from the soda machine.

by CrucifiedSquirrel January 24, 2024

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smile bone

Another name for the Penis, referring to the upward curve the genital sometimes possesses, and the joy it brings the one who yields it.

Wow, I'd like to sink my smile bone into her cake!

by IntellectualFucker November 13, 2016

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smiling upon approach

SOA THE ANTONYM FOR RBF

She was so cute!! couldn’t believe she was smiling upon approach!!!

by 4love August 20, 2024

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i got nothing to smile about

your response when some dictator attempts to sideline you and make you feel guilty for not forcing your lips in an upwards motion in exchange for a shoddy penny.

Manager: Uh excuse me, but you are at work and it is your obligation to smile at customers and make them feel like kings and queens!

You: Ya know what!? I got nothing to smile about!

by ACunny August 22, 2024

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Snack that smiles back

Sexually Transmitted Infection (STI): An infection transmitted through sexual contact, including vaginal, anal, and oral sex. STIs can be caused by bacteria, viruses, or parasites. z

You got that snack that smiles back

by Ghettoprodigy August 10, 2025

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