The Smiling Uardo (noun): Thomas x Samkie
A creepy little chicken-wing-obsessed fuckstick who sits alone like a greasy goblin in the cafeteria, grinning like he just nutted in someone’s milk. This bony four-eyed bitch reeks of Walmart buffalo sauce and social anxiety. Doesn’t talk. Doesn’t blink. Just stares, chews, and looks like he’s plotting to fuck your entire existence sideways. You sit near him, you’re cursed. Period. Dirty fingers. Empty soul. Fuckin’ menace.
A creepy little chicken-wing-obsessed fuckstick who sits alone like a greasy goblin in the cafeteria, grinning like he just nutted in someone’s milk. This bony four-eyed bitch reeks of Walmart buffalo sauce and social anxiety. Doesn’t talk. Doesn’t blink. Just stares, chews, and looks like he’s plotting to fuck your entire existence sideways. You sit near him, you’re cursed. Period. Dirty fingers. Empty soul. Fuckin’ menace.
“Yo Zack, Thomas, and Samkie — The Smiling Uardo was sittin’ there, fingers covered in sticky-ass chicken grease and some nasty-ass cum-looking shit. That disgusting fucker’s like a goddamn walking swamp of wing sauce and nasty goo. Just being near The Smiling Uardo makes me wanna puke my guts out.”
by TheJizzNegusLegend July 2, 2025
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by Atoothdoc November 23, 2021
Get the Smile Inn Dentalmug. your response when some dictator attempts to sideline you and make you feel guilty for not forcing your lips in an upwards motion in exchange for a shoddy penny.
Manager: Uh excuse me, but you are at work and it is your obligation to smile at customers and make them feel like kings and queens!
You: Ya know what!? I got nothing to smile about!
You: Ya know what!? I got nothing to smile about!
by ACunny August 22, 2024
Get the i got nothing to smile aboutmug. This is term for when you are in a really good mood and you or someone else says something that ruins it. Thereby separating your smile or breaking your happiness apart.
As Ian began to feel even more excited about himself and his future, his mother reminded him of past failures and potential future ones. His mother even boldly stated, "I know I am separating your smile, but you need to be realistic. You are a disappointment." Ian chuckled for he did not care what his mother thought.
by von groovy September 6, 2024
Get the separating your smilemug. Another name for the Penis, referring to the upward curve the genital sometimes possesses, and the joy it brings the one who yields it.
by IntellectualFucker November 13, 2016
Get the smile bonemug. by Queen Vulture January 5, 2024
Get the Smile and wave boysmug. by CrucifiedSquirrel January 24, 2024
Get the smile juicemug.