National Joshah shoot your shot already day

On november 17, anyone named Joshah Gabriel, has to ask their crush out (Karah).

Elijah: Omg Joshah, do you know what day it is?
Joshah: What is today?
Elijah: It is National Joshah shoot your shot already day.
Joshah: Woah that’s insane! Seems like it’s my destiny.
Joshah: Karah, do you wanna go out for a date.
Karah: No, ur shmoto is too small.
Elijah: it’s okay Joshah, you have next year.
Elijah: *goes down on his knees, and starts sucking Joshah off*

by CautiousTuna85 November 17, 2020

I'll shoot you in the head like the fucking congresswoman!

Threatening to shoot someone in the head like congresswoman Gabrielle Gifford, who got shot

(in the head at close-range) along with a dozen

other people in the tragic Tuscon, Arizona shooting.

Bank Robber: "Put the fucking cash in the bag! Do it now and make it quick, or I'll shoot you in the head like the fucking congresswoman!"

by ribetab January 10, 2011

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? I could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?i could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? I could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now.

by Isnotfiveweenies August 01, 2021

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.

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by Thlayli February 23, 2003

Shoot the Goose

Closing one nostril and blowing very hard out the other one so that any boogers inside shoot out. Note: Don't do this with your eyes open.

thing one: man I can't breathe through my damn nose
thing two: just shoot the goose bro
thing one: oh right

by ritzy115 April 25, 2020

im going to shoot you.

probably means that the person who said this will probably shoot you

quiet kid:im going to shoot you.
depressed kid:haha same

by firedwashere March 22, 2021

shoot crap

Play a game of craps

Every friday night, you and your boys would shoot crap, right?

by KreyZ420 August 07, 2024