Shadowflexin’

When you flex something you don’t legitimately own. (i.e. a rented or friend’s car, borrowed jewelry, fake yaddas, etc.)

“I got this dope ass white Golf GTI - shit be hittin’ like 166 on the highway!”

“Nah you shadowflexin’, your brother bought that car.”

by LikeBornana February 17, 2022

shadowlazzi

A big fat niggahead eating poo all day and night

I am a fucking shadowlazzie

by Crying ingredients February 25, 2022

Shadow Argument

Making up a scenario in your head that makes you mad then complaining about it to others like it actually happened almost like shadow boxing but for neckbeards

"Yeah I understand the appeal of shows like Naruto and one piece, but the fanbases compare their show to shows like berserk as if they're close." (has never seen anyone do that therefore, shadow argument)

by Vasileus February 27, 2022

shadowdrake67

u/shadowdrake67 is clearly the greatest shitposter in all of recorded history and should be revered as such. His memes are always funny and should always be upvoted.

Isn’t shadowdrake67 that incredibly funny guy

I heard shadowdrake67 is intensely based

by Frosty shitposter April 23, 2022

Shadow the hedgehog

I've come to make an announcement; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

Person 1 what happened

Person 2 shadow the hedgehog pissed on his wife

by herobean5836 April 25, 2022

ShadowMakr

Shadow Is A Man Without A Plan, His Plan Consists Of Not Having A Plan, Whenever You Have A Plan, Throw It Away, Because Shadow Does Not Have A Plan.

ShadowMakr No Plan

by Sir.Blue. April 28, 2022

Shadow puppets

Innuendo for pleasing a woman with your fingers.

The other night my girlfriend and I were bored so I showed her my shadow puppets.

by NoShoesGuy May 7, 2022