selfie stealing

"When one steals someone else's phone and takes a selfie"

My sister stole my phone and was selfie stealing.

by Miss Jess Kim December 21, 2014

self-locker

To fit a penis cage voluntarily as part of a celebate lifestyle choice

Tony loved his cock cage although his naturist friend's thought his self-locker celebacy a litle extreme.

Tina was determined to see why Matty was so happy in his self-locker status

The parson's sermon on sexual excess drove Simon to become a self-locker.

Once he'd become a self-locker Mikey knew he'd made the right lifestyle choice

by Townsman December 29, 2014

Selfie

Pictures that have taken over the lives of everyone

But first let me take a selfie

by Phil mahooters January 19, 2015

Self-dis

The act of offending oneself in order to create humour, first invented in 2013 by Mr. Penfold

Mate 1: Hey you know who's a dick?

Mate 2: Me!!!!

Mate 1: Haha, great self-dis!

by WillPenfold April 18, 2014

selfanon

A selfanon, also self-anon self anon and half selfie is when a smart phone user / photographer takes a selfie, and keeps their face out or hidden by the camera in order to remain anonymous.

She wanted to turn on her Tinder date, but didn't want her boyfriend to figure out that she was a cheater, so she took a selfanon in the Bungalow bathroom, covering her face with the camera. Cheating bitch. LOL

by RC Everbeck May 1, 2014

self-fuckery

the act of fucking oneself, be it a clone or masturbation

By massive luck, Tom perfected his cloning device, making true self-fuckery be possible.

by Naphrym July 19, 2014

Selfiebation

Masturbating to your own selfie.

Yo my swell from the gym is making me horny. I think I'll take a selfie of my hot bod and do some selfiebation.

by Jarfman February 20, 2015