Sean

A coconut-fucker

Sean's a coconut-fucker

by Jacob42069420 March 26, 2022

Sean

An Extremely Handsome Young man with Redeeming qualities and definitely a daddy (;

"Yo bro is a straight SEAN right now" "Bro SEAN got that dawg in him!"

by Saucy_Samarai February 7, 2023

Sean

A great and affectionate guy. He will deny if he likes, but he really does. If you ask him about your cute butt he will say that you don't have one, but he really thinks you do.

Sean is the best

by sdkjfawdjsghsdjghdsjkglksdkljf May 2, 2018

Sean

Extremeley massive penis look like ryan reynolds on crack can cum up to 12 gallons and every girl that has went in his room was never the same again

Susan went into sean's room and got so oblitarated in the vagina she was never the same again

by Lil cocker December 28, 2022

Sean Currier

Everything a girl can dream for.

It seems like everyone likes Sean Currier.

by NateyXDRose June 18, 2018

sean

sean, also known as norman.

oh sean is just a norman isn’t he look at him.

by alanr December 30, 2021

Sean

A phenomenal magical man that will love you to your core, every piece of you..behind closed doors. He will approximately once a year let you know what you mean to him. When you're with him however all you will get out of him is criticisms and various hate speech about you. Don't worry, these words aren't about you, they're about him. It's the only way he can get such self hatred out, which he shouldn't have btw, because he's the most amazing guy on the entire planet. He will make what he hates about himself your fault and your problem. He can't stop the trash words out of his mouth. Even if he wants you to stay he will tell you to go, even going so far as to remove you with the police, all the while his eyes telling you he needs you. He lives walled up behind a self preservation barrier on an island of loneliness. He thinks he is perfect and underneath the porcupine exterior. he is. But you'll end up rabid and full of quills if you try. Noone can save this adorable raccoon from himself but him. Steals hearts and cracks them, steals your coat straight out of the dryer at the wash. And wants all your coins and internet because he is a leprechaun. He's really a beautiful unicorn though. And I will always love him. I wanted to invite him for Christmas and corn dogs but he bit me instead. My little oatmeal monster who needs head pats and songs. I know all the solutions to his pain but he swatted that away too. You know my number.

Sean is my rabid raccoon forever and always even tho he gave away my heart

by Ugotmynumber March 23, 2023