santorrent

A torrent file that shows graphic images of santorum-infused sexual encounters.

Billy, please stop downloading santorrents and come to dinner!

by Jack Mehov Koczyka December 30, 2011

sal fisher

main character in the indie game, sally face. the coolest.

A: I love Sally Face, Sal Fisher is my favourite.
B: Same, he’s very cash money.

by v0cal0id March 7, 2021

Sandvich

He was a good lunch who played by the rules, until the rules robbed him of everything he ever loved. Now he's lettuce, tomato, cheese, bread, and a mysterious slice of meat, marching down your throat and straight to hell. He'll satisfy your hunger. FOR REVENGE!

BLU Soldier: HEY! You! Stop right there!

BLU Scout: Don't let him get to the fri-

RED Heavy: (Opens fridge and eats Sandvich) Omnomnom

BLU Scout: OHMYGODOHMYGOD!

Punching is heard.

BLU Scout: MY BLOOD! HE JUST PUNCHED OUT ALL OF MY BLODD!

Snapping noises are heard

BLU Soldier: You call THAT breaking my spine? You RED team ladies wouldn't know how to break a spine if-

More snapping noses

BLU Soldier: AHHHHH! MY SPIIINNNNEEEE!!!!!!

Girlish scream is heard.

End.

by roastbeef530 March 12, 2011

3-finger salute

A signal used to let others know that you’re in to pegging. Left hand or right can be a universal signal that you like to engage in the act of pegging

He gave me the 3-finger salute and that is how I knew he wanted to be pegged.

by Pettybettybroccoli July 22, 2021

Basement Saver

Firefighter (s)

The easiest place to find those Basement Savers is in the grocery store

by gutblub23 September 9, 2010

Satan chip

A small, performance enhancing chip implanted in the brains of all St. Louis Cardinals players upon joining the Cardinals organization which turns ordinary players and players well beyond their prime into forces of baseball destruction. In most cases, when leaving the Cardinals organization the chip is removed and the player once again becomes ordinary but in some cases the chip has left in and a receives a new 'sabotage' signal from the Cardinals organization.

Kyle Lohse played parts of 7 seasons in Major League baseball and never posted an ERA better than 4.18, with 5 seasons of an ERA 4.50 or higher. In 2008 he signed a free-agent contract with the Cardinals, had his Satan chip implanted, and since then has posted 3 seasons with a 3.78 ERA or better, including going 16-3 with a 2.86 ERA in 2012.

by OCBrooks October 8, 2012

sack steamer

When you rip a fart and your ass cheeks are blocking any exit pathway for the fart. Forced to go somewhere, the fart exits forward in direction and vibrates your ball sack as well as heats it up.

That sack steamer just vibrated my nut sack

by VibratingSack285 March 12, 2014