shit stained thumb knuckle

Its when you wipe your ass after a particularly filthy dump and you get a shit stain your thumb knuckle.

I was pleased to finally get the key to the executive wash room, however Stan Phillips was not pleases to see that I had a shit stained thumb knuckle when I shook his hand at the share holder meeting.

by jim dandyy June 13, 2011

shit happens

used when when the inevitable happens without being able to circumvent or stop it OR as a term of commisseration

Dont feel bad about it man, shit happens!

by paul egan November 10, 2003

shit stains

When one shits their pants and leaves stains in their underwear. Often mistaken for bloodstains.

Ah! I found shit stains in alyssa's pantie drawer!

by Shaniqua Bobiqua May 26, 2006

Shit Skid

<i>n</i>, <i>v</i>
1.The doo doo stains left upon your underoos due to all the dingleberries rubbing against it as u walk.
2. When you flush the toilet and poo leaves graffiti marks as it goes down the poo sucker.

1. I dont wipe my ass really well so all my underwear contain shit skids.
2.My sister left her thong hanging in the bathroom only to reveal that she shit skidded on them.

by Angela The Defected September 15, 2004

shit house lawyer

An unqualified person who gives legal advice. Usually distorting the advice to favor a desired outcome.

You need to stop listening to that shit house lawyer or you're gonna get screwed!

by sativo8339 October 16, 2008

Shit in a parachute

when you get stuck outside your apartment and have to shit in a plastic bag and toss it down the garbage shute.

"Ohh man...i couldnt hold it and had to Shit in a parachute and let it fly"

by Thugdaddydangledick November 18, 2009

shit and hit

to simultaneousnessly smoke weed and take a shit. used amongst teenage pot heads who cannot do it anywhere else.

Raul: Yo man, what did you end up doing last night?
Paco: Dawg, i had to shit and hit cause my mom was home. Ended up watching the whole star wars trilogy and munching a weeks supply of groceries, i was faded.
Raul: Word

by cakeslop93 July 10, 2010