girlfriend rock

The kind of music you listen to only because your girlfriend (or any girl(s) you like) does. When your macho friends flip through your record collection and quizzically ask why you have this winsome indie-pop record mixed in with your slovenly punk or your metal or whatever else you bro down to with your dude friends, "girlfriend rock" is the excuse you give. If they continue to make fun of you, ask them why they never get any? Or do they really enjoy jugga-lette hookups that much?

Dude 1: "What are these doing in your glove box...Blank Dogs? Belle and Sebastian???"

Dude 2: "Oh, that's what my girlfriend likes to listen to."

Dude 1: "You don't actually like this shit, do you?"

Dude 2: "Actually...for girlfriend rock, you can do a lot worse. Have you heard Real Estate?"

by DJ Rick May 19, 2010

council rock

OK hard ass from north philly, you couldnt be more wrong. First of all, our school has been open for only four years, thats the number after three in case your stupid ass cant count, and we have won close to 20 league titles between our sports teams, and 5, count them, 5 state championships. Now let me do a little bit of math for your stupid north philly ass, thats about 5 league titles a year, and AT LEAST one state champ a year. Come down here to Council Rock, and who knows you may beat our asses up, after we fuck you up in a sporting event.

Dumbass just jealous of his shitty ass sports teams... WE ARE FUCKING C-R

dont hate council rock just because you can't beat us

by NH CR South Senior class '06 December 28, 2005

Rock Princess

A female rock fan who can like anything from rock, goth, metal, glam, emo etc but it has little to no impact on their dress sense.

They are still mummy's/daddy's little princess and wish to continue dressing that way. They wear pretty, sweet, innocent girl clothes, often with a heavy use of pink.

"That girl in the pink dress over there. You'd never guess from looking at her but she knows loads about heavy metal. Turns out she's a real rock princess."

by enigmacrypt April 15, 2009

rock diet

Where a substantial amount of weight is lost due to the appetite being suppressed when smoking rock (methamphetamine).

"Spent $2k on rock last week and lost 8kg. Haha can't remember the last time I ate or slept either. Rock diet for life!"

by Midnight Tweaker July 24, 2008

rock awesome

Solidly awesome. So awesome it will stand the test of time.

When John rolled his Camaro and hiked 4 miles to the kegger on a broken ankle and still managed to snog with Jane; that was rock awesome!

by geomo January 1, 2009

chach rock

What pussy rock is to pussies. Best described by example. Creed. Nickleback. Smash Mouth. ICP. Sugar Ray.

Imagine yourself driving around with a total douche bag: his Abercrombie and Fitch hat tilted slightly to the side, his SUV's largeness compensating for the smallness of his penis, the radio blasting. Suddenly, Scott Stapp's latest single comes on the radio, and the chachosaurus sitting next to you turns up the radio, and says:

'Good Tune Man!!{motions for High Five}'

--dedicated to Joe Chybowski

'I was at work today and my boss made us listen to chach rock all day. Seriously, how many guitar solos can you pack into a three minute song?'

by C Miles January 13, 2008

Dirt rock

Meth whores and girls that sleep with drug dealers in general to get free drugs.

Jamie is such a fucking dirt rock! She's giving Mike head right now as we speak so he will give her free dope.

by Fairyduster86 September 12, 2016