CM Punk wasn't getting his own way backstage, so he took his ball and went home like a little bitch.
by Smarky Mark November 5, 2014
Get the CM Punk mug.You know... that one guy who's always talking about lazy motherfuckers when he is actually one as well. He wants no law to restrain him from building a motor in his garage and importing phillipino hookers. He says that ron paul should be elected so that we can revert back to a barter system where only real men can survive and reproduce. He read atlas shrugged and was inspired enough to quit his job at mcdonalds to start a band called rand flag. Everything he has accomplished has been by himself, at least that's what his father taught him (used car salesman). You know.... that one guy who stands alone with every original idea we've ever heard.
Hey bill get out of the garage!
Conservative punk: Fuck no man! I'm gonna build the world!!! Get outta here with your socialist propaganda and your buttfuckingly horrendous authority over me!
Hey bill! You just need a hug!!
Conservative punk: Fuck no man! I'm gonna build the world!!! Get outta here with your socialist propaganda and your buttfuckingly horrendous authority over me!
Hey bill! You just need a hug!!
by billsintervention June 10, 2010
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DOESN'T EXIST!!!! Punk is a form of music AGAINST mainstream music. Its a paradox. Only MTV poseurs think this is real punk.
MTV Poseur: FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOOD CHARLOTTE IS FUCKING PUNK!!!!!!!
Me: No, they are pop music. Have you even heard of real punk bands? Like Black Flag, Minor Threat, Aus-rotten, Filth, The Meat Puppets, Napalm Death, or Amebix?
MTV Posuer: LIKE FUCK YOU LOSER! YOU LISTEN TO SHITTY BANDS WHO ARE PUSSY PUNK!!!! YOU DIDN'T EVEN MENTION SIMPLE PLAN AND THE BEST PUNK ROCKER EVER, AVRIL LAVIGNE!!!!
Me: You are a sad little fool, you believe pop punk is real and now I must euthanize you.
Me: No, they are pop music. Have you even heard of real punk bands? Like Black Flag, Minor Threat, Aus-rotten, Filth, The Meat Puppets, Napalm Death, or Amebix?
MTV Posuer: LIKE FUCK YOU LOSER! YOU LISTEN TO SHITTY BANDS WHO ARE PUSSY PUNK!!!! YOU DIDN'T EVEN MENTION SIMPLE PLAN AND THE BEST PUNK ROCKER EVER, AVRIL LAVIGNE!!!!
Me: You are a sad little fool, you believe pop punk is real and now I must euthanize you.
by PunKing January 13, 2011
Get the Pop Punk mug.It is not about how cool you are, or how much better you are. Its about community. Its about expression. Its about going into a pit and being able to beat the shit out of someone and 5 min later you are friends. Its about not giving a shit what others say or think. Its being true to yourself.
upon seeing someone new
Fuck 1 = man those guys look so queer
Fuck 2 = yea we are so much better than them. We are punk rock.
Punk 1 = cool...
Fuck 1 = man those guys look so queer
Fuck 2 = yea we are so much better than them. We are punk rock.
Punk 1 = cool...
by Trevor Crass September 29, 2006
Get the punk rock mug.Such species are an infamous breed to the city of Austin, TX. Sons of the inhabitants of Tarrytown, punkasses generally go against the rulemakers to prove not only their masculinity nor the extravagant size of their wangles, but to establish their rank in the hierarchy of punkasses. The leader of the herd is easily recognized as he who gets people most throad. The ritual begins once the dominant male(s) gets pretty throwed and begins his purchase of illegal substances at Speedway or Rashish's "parrrty-mon" Shell gas station. Fabricated legal documents are the method of acquisition, and punkasses merely laugh at any sort of law enforcement. As the ceremonial procession continues, punkasses may hesitate in their transportation to heckle dumb bitches talking on their phones. The echoing of a "Fucking CUNT bitch!" or "Oh, here come my buttcheeks" is heard from miles around, and non-punkasses cringe at the thought of such an encounter. The sacred "headdress", if you will, is crowned once a destination is reached, thus the head punkass is immediately recognized with a beer bong, fat pinch, ice-cold cooler, and "i'm THROAD" beckonings from the driveway. Everything stops. Hot biatches and fellow punkasses pause in respectful silence. The chief takes the commencement beer-bong (the simultaneous maintenance of the dip is a demonstration of skill), and the tribe chugs in recognition. All members accept the fact that they will very possibly end up in the emrgency room by 4am, or acquire a sexually-transmitted disease whose origin will never be remembered again. Driving while intoxicated is hardly ever a worry, however, because of the punkasses' mastered skill of inebriated maneuverage.
Daytime schedules usually revolve around the place of “education”, which is laughable because punkasses are drunk, stoned, or dipping nearly 100% of the time at school. Thus, the acronym “AHS” must be included in this species’ classification. Austin High School regulations are the most pitiful of all, the rules being a demonstration of reverse psychology. For instance, when “Everybody go to class!” is heard, punkasses make the extra effort to loaf about in the hallways, throwing the remnants of their lunches at any authority figure. When rules are made about the designated areas of parking, an AHS punkass will encourage friends to do it anyway, fabricating shitty parking passes as a direct insult to the intelligence of the predominantly-minority administration. (Wetbacks generally have the IQ of a retarded 4-year-old.) Thus, anarchy abounds at “school” and rules are made to be broken. Texas public education has frequently been equated to Disneyland by the US governments.
Take warning citizens of Austin: Whenever you fuck with a “Little Bitch”, a “Beebop”, a “’Bil”, an “Uncle Albert”, or any other sub-species of AHS punkass, the fight will immediately be brought to your doorstep. Whether in tire-mark or in log form, repercussions will not be pleasant, and Texas law enforcement agencies do not suggest interaction with AHS punkasses.
While the effects of the this species is not felt particularly hard throughout the world yet, within 20 years economists estimate that the world will be overrun with them. Fucking like rabbits, these punkasses quickly breed to and fro, this way and that, until multiple hot biatches are impregnated with the next generation. Due to some unexplained phenomenon, AHS punkasses are also capable of attending the most prestigious universities in the country, and will be completely banking in the next 10 years. Of course all incomes will be immediately invested in the alcohol industry.
Daytime schedules usually revolve around the place of “education”, which is laughable because punkasses are drunk, stoned, or dipping nearly 100% of the time at school. Thus, the acronym “AHS” must be included in this species’ classification. Austin High School regulations are the most pitiful of all, the rules being a demonstration of reverse psychology. For instance, when “Everybody go to class!” is heard, punkasses make the extra effort to loaf about in the hallways, throwing the remnants of their lunches at any authority figure. When rules are made about the designated areas of parking, an AHS punkass will encourage friends to do it anyway, fabricating shitty parking passes as a direct insult to the intelligence of the predominantly-minority administration. (Wetbacks generally have the IQ of a retarded 4-year-old.) Thus, anarchy abounds at “school” and rules are made to be broken. Texas public education has frequently been equated to Disneyland by the US governments.
Take warning citizens of Austin: Whenever you fuck with a “Little Bitch”, a “Beebop”, a “’Bil”, an “Uncle Albert”, or any other sub-species of AHS punkass, the fight will immediately be brought to your doorstep. Whether in tire-mark or in log form, repercussions will not be pleasant, and Texas law enforcement agencies do not suggest interaction with AHS punkasses.
While the effects of the this species is not felt particularly hard throughout the world yet, within 20 years economists estimate that the world will be overrun with them. Fucking like rabbits, these punkasses quickly breed to and fro, this way and that, until multiple hot biatches are impregnated with the next generation. Due to some unexplained phenomenon, AHS punkasses are also capable of attending the most prestigious universities in the country, and will be completely banking in the next 10 years. Of course all incomes will be immediately invested in the alcohol industry.
by Billy Bojangles July 21, 2004
Get the ahs punkass mug.A Softer More colorful version of punk, more popular in Britain and the UK, guys usually have shorter shaggy hair or anything emo-esk, girls have white-blonde, black or any neon color hair thats either in pigtails or any kind of shorter kind of choppy kind of cut. Both guy and girls wear big shinny plastic glasses that often are orange or green and do nothing to protect you from the sun at all and newsboy hats. Girls wear vinyl plastic dresses or capris and light cotton t-shirts. Guys wear stretch pants or tight girls pants sometimes ripped or with many patches, shirts similar to that of girls fashion and long aviator scarfs, retro-punk clothes can usually be found in thrift and reslae boutique stores, or if worst comes to worst urban outfitters is somewhat close. They like vespas, Beatles and mini copper type cars, and anything bubbly and plastic/vinyl. Bands like the Kinks, the Beatles and the who are good authentic retro-punk bands. Bands like The White Stripes, Soledad Brothers, Le Tigre, Franze Furdinand or any other more simplistic band is probably a good bet for more modern retro-punk music.
John: Wow! look at those two people!
Jacky: I know! his scarf and sun glasses are so cool! and look at her matching yellow vinyl dress and hat.
John: They are so Retro-punk!
Jacky: I know! his scarf and sun glasses are so cool! and look at her matching yellow vinyl dress and hat.
John: They are so Retro-punk!
by Josh T. September 5, 2008
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