pre-lobotomy

Typically used when referring to a character in a television show or film who has undergone a noticeable and abrupt change from how they were originally introduced, often without any clear explanation or buildup.

Cat Valentine is such a silly character, I love her.

Yea, but I miss her character in season one, pre-lobotomy.

by Petroleum Jelly1231 November 9, 2025

pre-shower project-ponder

Refers to da interval of careful consideration dat you invest prior to jumpin' into da tub --- to save time, water, and electricity, you simply pause a moment first and ask yourself if their are any hot/messy tasks dat you will soon need to complete, and then see if you can reasonably tackle said disagreeable jobs while you're all "gross 'n' greasy" anyway, so dat you can then just partake of one good hot sudsy scrub-a-dub instead of having to tediously/wastefully endure two baths within a fairly short period.

After a long hot day of collecting returnables, I performed a brief pre-shower project-ponder and realized I needed to take out the garbage, so I performed that yucky task while my water-heater was warming up.

by QuacksO August 1, 2019

Pre Near Death Experience

A state of a higher power of consciousness that occurs when one is so close to death that the awareness of impending death is like that of surfing the fringe of death itself, and in that of the most peaceful and assuring manner.

My pre near death experience of the car careening toward mine had me realize that my body could or may not survive the collision, and hence my consciousness felt as if given over to a higher power; a peaceful and sublime place of surrender in getting ready to cross over to the other side.

by SkinVoyage May 22, 2021

Pre Marital Mario Sex

Two Italian partners take turns acting like Mario jumping to get a power up. Instead the power up is the other partners butthole and your must fist it.

Me and my hot ass fiancé did the pre marital Mario sex the other day.

by jelqingjerry17 May 25, 2024

pre-barf

The dry heaves that occur immediately before someone is about to barf.

When I woke up pre-barfing, I immediately headed for the bathroom.

by CocaColaer January 8, 2010

pre-Adamite

a hominoid primate that lived before modern man came into existence such as Australopithecus, Ramapithecus and Shivapithecus.

Zinjanthropus was a pre-Adamite.

by uttam maharjan October 27, 2010

Pre-high

That's the feel like your high, such as laughing and smiling for no reason, but you're not high.

My friend can't help his smile so he is pre-high

by Pushkush March 8, 2019