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As annoying as a thick piece of shit in a shallow bucket 

an expression to tell how annoying somebody/something is, as much as something probably very messy.

The reference to a "thick piece of shit" and the fact it is no fitting for a "shallow bucket" probably comes from a real life experience most likely to have happened at the beginning of the 20th century and those before, when modern time toilets were nowhere to be seen in farmhouses and camping grounds of America.
Guy 1: I truly think you should not play with matches that close to the gaz tanks...

Guy2: shut up, you're as annoying as a thick piece of shit in a shallow bucket!!!

mastur-piece 

a work of art that mimics that of a "masterpiece," in other words, a work that is grandiloquent, deals with deep issues about time and space but is, fundamentally, just an elaborate exercise in self-involvement a la the great "handshake good night."
"While I think it rocks, Pink Floyd's 'The Wall' is really just a mastur-piece."

dome piece 

The process of receiving an oral treatment, usually from your girl-neighbor's dome. Said girl is usually drenched in skeet once dome-piece is received.
Jennifer gives amazing dome-piece. Right Sean?
dome piece by Pepe June 24, 2004

sexual piece of ass 

A very sexy person; person you'd love to fuck.
Damn, look at sara, she's so hot, she's one sexual piece of ass!

turn to piece 

" we took turn to piece at driving "

crunked out of your dome piece 

The state of being completely annihilated from the effect of alcohol or another substance of the sort...usually ending up in saying phrases that are either completly incredible or something you would like to take back like it is your job...although in some rare cases you could drop it like it is hot... usually occuring at the best fucking college ever... for that refer to st. joes
"dude i told simone that she was hot last night".....DUDE!!! You must have been crunk to your dome piece