1 definition by Alexandra Simmons

mastur-piece

a work of art that mimics that of a "masterpiece," in other words, a work that is grandiloquent, deals with deep issues about time and space but is, fundamentally, just an elaborate exercise in self-involvement a la the great "handshake good night."

"While I think it rocks, Pink Floyd's 'The Wall' is really just a mastur-piece."

by Alexandra Simmons June 13, 2007