fried pickle

Refering to mans penis that has a yeast infection.

Yo, man after fucking that nasty slaggot, i got a fried pickle....

by Vanessa2100 March 14, 2007

Peruvian pickle tickle

Whilst ramming your girl from behind in the kitchen, you snag the pickle you put aside earlier. When you pull out, quickly exchange your member for the vegetable so she remains unaware and continue to jerk off. Cum on her back as you continue with the pickle. Shocked and confused, when she looks to see how that's possible, immediately slap her with the pickle.

Veronica: Oh! We seem to be out of pickles. Darling, what happened to all the pickles?

Ron: Huh? You don't remember? That's quite a rasberry you've got there. We used the last one in Pleasuretown.

Veronica: Oh...right. What was it? The Peruvian pickle tickle?

Ron: That doesn't make sense.

by ilikecrepes May 16, 2009

Pickle Dick

When you have sex for so long that the vinegary vaginal acids start to degrade your dick, much like how vinegar transforms a cucumber into a pickle.

Charlie: I saw that you had Taylor over for a long time last night, you got to watch out for that pickle dick.
Jake: Good thing she likes pickles.

by OtisGammaNUG1 July 18, 2013

pickle head

one who's head is full of pickles. commonly a term of endearment.

"Tara, you're my little pickle head" said Mike

by Princess Wedge April 26, 2006

Pickle Theory

When both person in a relationship both hates pickles, it means that they're compatible and perfect for each other. Originated from a Hong Kong drama during the 1970's.

S: Do you like olives?

A: no, i hate them
S: Oh then we can't be together anymore since i hate olives too, based on the oliver theory
A: But don't you hate pickles?

S: yeah i do, why?
A: then we're perfect for each other based on the pickle theory

by panda69manda March 11, 2013

Pickle Slang

The act of one man putting his penis in any orifice of another man.

Johny is not only gay, but promiscuous too. He pickle slangs different dude every night.

by Anonymous Atlanta January 18, 2009

pickle suit

Your birthday suit but only applies to a male.

"Hey are you wearing your pickle suit on the ski trip?"
"Hellz yes."

by chickenfanny December 9, 2008